When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.
by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021
Get the German Popsicle mug.When your partner shits him self with out wiping & you cum inside him like a busted fire hydrant. He thinks you’re finished but you shove your foot in has ass for an airtight seal locking shitty jizz in between your toes.
by AssMan1987 August 19, 2018
Get the German Snowshoe mug.A sort of foreplay, when you fondle your partners tits between 2 fingers (typically your pointer and middle finger)
by Veebster December 1, 2017
Get the german cigar mug.Usually occurs within a threesome between 2 (one being a German) men and a women, where guy 1 cums into the woman, and guy 2 (the german male) leans down to lick the cum out of her asshole to spit it back into her mouth.
by Just Jaax July 4, 2021
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Get the german hotdog mug.A group of close friends that do stupid ass shit together. You don’t fuck with an oak without getting the stump.
by WillieistheOG12000 December 1, 2019
Get the german oaks mug.A spontaneous afternoon spent in a bar drinking that occurs instead of the errands/chores that were originally planned
Larry ran into a buddy while at the hardware store buying lawn fertilizer that he wanted to spread after lunch. They popped into the pub for a quick beer and ended up having a German Afternoon. He had to finish the lawn the next day.
by BrownsvilleBob October 22, 2016
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