gerardwaysmicrophone

the coolest

"are you following gerardwaysmicrophone? hes so cool"
"no, i will rn"

by dark web girlfriend January 8, 2022

Gherald

Gherald is a nice person he is very horny and makes sexual jokes at the most awkward times. He is nice and he is very talented at music and he’s funny and a really good friend. He’s a simp but he’s really nice to people. Gherald is a friend all kinds of people need. He’s nice and a bit introverted but once you get to know him he’s funny and a lot of the time mentally special. He also likes texting a lot in Instagram.

He also gets no bitches, and knows how to make noodles.

He is also someone that would have an ex that starts with a K.

If he can't get bitches, that must mean he is a Gherald.

by ghewy.me August 31, 2022

Matthew Giraldo

Someone that repeatedly owns libs and exposes people non stop. Very forward thinking and absolute legend

Matthew Giraldo just got on that kid with pink hair

by Whatdoesbasedmean June 29, 2021

Dirty Gerardo

An event occurring during foreplay when you’re performing oral sex on your partner, and you get pubic hair stuck to your “mustache” area.

In honor of legendary bartender Gerardo “Gerry” Ornelas, whose glorious mustache would make Pancho Villa cry tears of joy and pure mezcal.

“Dude, I was going down on Stephanie the other night, and she totally gave me a dirty Gerardo. Felt like I needed to shave twice!”

by Mr. McHaggis April 1, 2022

geraldyn

A very funny person thats usally messy ash but can back her self up. she can fight so dont even try it she will file yo ass up and das a big fakkkt. shes a pretty person inside and out but can be mean ash if you try her she will roast the fuck outta you till you cry.

person 1: omaigad i hate geraldyn shes so annoying!!
person 2: i know yo ass aint talking you jus mad you aint her and das a big ass fakkkt!!

by adrianna gonzalez March 31, 2019

Gerard Way

The path of which leads to a disappointing meadow where all hopes and dreams are crushed with a heavy sledgehammer and spit on by an old grumpy dude.

"Dude, take the Gerard Way to Porter Meadow!"

by Tommy69;) October 10, 2014

Gerard Way

Former lead singer of My Chemical Romance , amazingly beautiful voice, has written GAZELLE on his arm, deathly afraid of needles,

Gerard Way likes to wear red stained suits.

by Taylor.Way January 10, 2015