A person who is tired of recieving religion related results when he tries to search the meaning of his name. Christian Gabriel is a sarcastic realist. When it comes to pissing people of Christian Gabriel is the best. Christian Gabriel is lazy and calm as fuck and doesn't give a shit about anything sometimes he can also be retarded and finds stupid things fun and trying them out as a result he always get in sorts of trouble. Christian Gabriel is a type of person who doesn't care about falling in love.
Person: You know Christian Gabriel ?
Person 2: The person who doesn't give a fuck about his life ? Yes
Person 2: The person who doesn't give a fuck about his life ? Yes
by [ ? ] May 06, 2019
The sun that shines on my face in the comfort of a blistering winter day, the fuel to keep my heart beating, the warmth of hot cocoa in my hands after playing in the snow, the feeling of rain drops pattering on my skin, the light of my life.
Elle, you have impacted me through ways you don’t even know about. My love for you grows as frequently as the cells in my body reconstruct. -Grace
Elle, you have impacted me through ways you don’t even know about. My love for you grows as frequently as the cells in my body reconstruct. -Grace
Gabrielle Holbrook is my favorite feeling
by Derrickagrace246@gmail.com November 29, 2021
A super slunt or slune. Drinker of manjuice. Usually one that houses other slunts by the name of Derek. Has no say in their own home as they are usually bullied by their wife, normally named Jan. Also known as king of the mongos
by Truthbringer101 October 22, 2020
A name that literally EVERY SINGLE MALE TEACHER has (Mr. Smith?). A short boy with brown hair and freckles who watches anime all day and everyone wants to see him in a sexy cat suit/dress. He is an amazing person because he doesn’t judge you and he loves everyone whole heartedly. He also has a pretty good sense of humour and nobody is EVER nervous around him. He is such a material girl… but with his flaws. And those flaws are cute so whatever. Everyone should be a Gabriel Smith. He also goes by the name Gabe.
P1: “OMG LOOK AT THE NEW BOY!”
P2: “Oh yeah he looks like a Gabriel Smith”
P1: *becomes friends with new boy*
1 moth later
P2: “Hey P1! How’s it going?”
P1: “Heya! I’m great. Turns out the new boy is SUCH Gabriel Smith! Like I can’t… I just can’t…”
P2: “LOL”
P2: “Oh yeah he looks like a Gabriel Smith”
P1: *becomes friends with new boy*
1 moth later
P2: “Hey P1! How’s it going?”
P1: “Heya! I’m great. Turns out the new boy is SUCH Gabriel Smith! Like I can’t… I just can’t…”
P2: “LOL”
by Haha My Friend! March 10, 2022
the hottest man in the fucking multiverse!
he is extremely fuckable and very attractive. I love him so much!
he is extremely fuckable and very attractive. I love him so much!
cal gabriel is based
by calgabrielsbf March 07, 2023
A silly boy who has huge chunks of dandruff in his hair and likes to scream like a big girl, he also smells slightly strange and has a very very very small penis
by The ninky nonk February 10, 2018
Gabriel Petrangeli is a person who is usually of italian and serbian origin. he looks like a mole rat who just exited his burrow after digging in a black persons garden for 4 decades. His build is skinny and short and has chicken legs and probably will never come close to even benching 60 kg. Gabriel has a super hot mom who is litterally the hottest milf in the world and all his friends want to fuck the shit out off.
Person 1¨"hey did you see that fucker called gabriel petrangeli today?¨
Person 2 ¨yeah he walked past me this morning, i wanted to just slap his stupid ass face and chop his dick off like im jeffrey dahmer¨
Person 2 ¨yeah he walked past me this morning, i wanted to just slap his stupid ass face and chop his dick off like im jeffrey dahmer¨
by Gabrielsmomadmirer October 13, 2022