by citronic April 30, 2021

A: I just lost a hundred dollar bet with myself!
B: I thought it was a thousand
A: who cares, it’s all funny money anyway
B: I thought it was a thousand
A: who cares, it’s all funny money anyway
by Platypus X May 6, 2021

by Cumprisun November 8, 2022

A bug ridden, free to play mobile/“pc” game that died within 3 months after release. Was resurrected for a week when the developer re designed the game to be essentially quiplash 4, but proceeded to die a slow, painful death.
Person 1: Hey, do you play “be funny now?”
Person 2: I used to but there was a bug that kept cutting of my answers and then nobody played anyways. The nail in the coffin was when the daily question broke for like 3 months.
Person 1: Yiakes
Person 2: I used to but there was a bug that kept cutting of my answers and then nobody played anyways. The nail in the coffin was when the daily question broke for like 3 months.
Person 1: Yiakes
by abcdefghijklmoopjj March 16, 2023

Halfway between a lie and a joke, usually used against a girlfriend to avoid telling a lie, and telling the truth.
Friend: 'What did you tell your girl when she asked where we were yesterday?' Guy: 'I went out with a few mates and killed some flying fishes'
Friend: 'Ohh dude you told her a funny lie aye, sick cunt'
Friend: 'Ohh dude you told her a funny lie aye, sick cunt'
by TeJayyMatee May 31, 2014

Lazy funny ley-zee fuhn-ee adj. 1. describing a person (usually highly attractive) who says things that are only mildly humorous yet expects laughter because people usually laugh regardless; person thinks he or she is more funny than the person actually is.
by guiltyoflaughing January 19, 2012

by rmccam20 April 19, 2021
