Funky Fresh

When one is attempting to keep it 100% real with someone.

I know you don’t like to hear the truth but I’m just keeping it 100% funky fresh with you.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 14, 2018

Funky Sweets

The sexual act of stuffing Reeses' Cups into a female's rectum, waiting for it to ooze out, and slurping it up like a peanut butter milkshake.

Jenny gets pretty wild, I've heard that she gives some funky sweets...

by PeculiarTendencies July 15, 2018

Funky chicken

When a sexual partner jerks their partner off by placing the penis in the crook of their arm and moving up and down, looking like a chicken trying to fly

Becky wasnt down with going all the way but she gave me the ol funky chicken.

by Derfleduermaus February 21, 2019

Funky lanky

Too lanky

Damn homie looks at that dude he’s like funky lanky

by Kenneth Branagh March 3, 2019

funky flush

When you go to the toilet after someone has cum in you and it’s a bit funky

“Hey Al just got cummed in again by John just going to the toilet “
“Corrr that was a funky flush”

by Mcgeorgia October 13, 2019

Funky Blueberry

A penis head that has had the circulation cut off.

These underwear are so tight they gave me a funky blueberry.

by Hot Hott hutt November 16, 2019

funky flange

When’s she’s been running all day and still wants you to eat that pussy

Girl go wash that pussy you got funky flange

by Certy curt May 3, 2020