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Festering Fucktangle

A triangle of Nazis, racists, and child molesters.
"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"
by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. August 12, 2018
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fucktard

n.
Any individual who utters the word fucktard.
"Jesus Christ, I'm such a fucktard."
by kelly November 6, 2004
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fucktard piss-faggoting

Verb intransitive
When an old person tries to impress the younger generation by trying to talk leetspeak and dressing in jeans so he can hang out with young dudes.

The effort to look cool has the reverse appearance.
It is especially prevalent amongst Anonymous members where you can tell the 50+ pervert by the way he speaks / posts
Example
We were trolling some oldfags when a dude in a monk's robe came up and started fucktard piss-faggoting with the cops and we were all like, "Who invited the retarded yoda?"
by Rainbow Clown August 22, 2011
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Google Fucktard

Someone who Google's random information that usually requires a long haul in the education department. They hold the traits of being self-righteous, full of themselves sometimes, and have unrealistic objectives.

A Google Fucktard may (or will) Google things such as the mass of an element on the periodic table, to things like "how fast does an object fall that weighs 200 pounds from a height of 1000ft"?

Google Fucktards usually think they are smarter than you, and usually end their fallacious arguments with "That's right, I'm smarter than you!". They think they are smarter than you because they have the god power of Google to answer their useless fucking knowledge
Person 1: "You should know that there are different levels of Assault charges and you could go to prison since you are a legal adult"

Person 2: "Actually, according to Wikipedia, the charges vary on the infliction of assault on someone. That's right I'm smarter than you"

Person 3: "Yes but there are different variations of Assault. If you punch somebody several times that is attempting to cause bodily harm"

Person 2: "Oh yeh well what's the atomic mass of Plutonium? 244! That's right I'm smarter than you!"

Person 1: "Oh my god what a Google Fucktard"
by I'm smarter than all of you!!! October 13, 2011
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fucktard

a combination of the words fucking and retard
a fucktard is basically a stupid person who is mentally challenged, conversationally challened, technologically challened etc. they lack the ability to speak properly, comment sensibly, get dressed without help etc
some examples of well known fucktards are here
George bush
Madonna
Tony Blair
Eminem
50 cent
by tara05 January 1, 2006
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fuckittish

adj. feeling disinclined to do a thing, despite really knowing one ought to care about it; feeling generally blasé toward activity in general; the feeling of being "meh"; suffering from a complete inability to give a shit
I'm really hungry and shouldn't eat out again this week, but I'm feeling really fuckittish about cooking right now.
by menace to propriety February 9, 2009
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fuckiterated

*I was fuckiterated when I had to bail out my brother-in-law from jail.
by tauruschick June 19, 2009
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