Fruiting

To fill any(or all) orifice(s) of the body with fruit (certain vegetables, such as celery, are also acceptable).

I'm sorry for fruiting you.

I'm in the mood for something kinky. I heard fruiting is fun!!

by The anonymous boy, Billy October 16, 2008

fronting

Placing your hand on the front of your pants and making exaggerated masturbatory gestures (either for the purpose of achieving an orgasm or to show off).

1. Did you see those guys fronting at the cheerleader tryouts?
2. Several guys at the school dance formed a fronting conga line before the principal stepped in to stop it.
3. Hugh G. Rection was fronting for almost a minute in drama class before the teacher figured out what was going on.

by jinxx July 28, 2012

Fresting

The act of lying in bed catching your breath and taking a rest after some hot passionate nailing

"man I nailed your mom so hard last night we had to frest for hours!"

"My cock is so big and manly bitches need atleast a day of fresting to regain the ability to walk again"

by ispoonforpleasure January 24, 2010

Monkey Fisting

When a guy is so old that his balls hang low enough to drag on the ground like a monkey whose knuckles are just dragging behind him as he walks. Another phrase for Old Balls

HA YOU'RE 21?!?!?! MAN YOUR BALLS ARE SO MONKEY FISTING.

by Q?Z? July 22, 2009

frosting

buying lot's of jewlerry of any type xx (manily diamonds)

I am going to go frosting, do you want to come?

by chrissy(:xx May 18, 2009

Frotting Minkle

A term used to slag your friends with.

Lance your frotting minkle get the beers in.

by The Scotsman September 23, 2005

fish fisting

the act of fisting ones own or someone else's fish

"if it wasn't for my lyin ass bitch wife and her slut puppy babies i'd be fish fisting right now"

by the wonederous woneder January 14, 2008