Freedom Fries

New label for French Fries in Congressional cafeterias. Also 'Freedom Toast'.

Other projected changes include renaming 'Swiss cheese' to 'American cheese' and 'American cheese' to 'Really American cheese'.

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

Dust from the old files

To take a cumshot to the eyeball.
To have one ejaculate into a willing or unwilling persons eye.
The act of smizing, to be smized.

I just got dust from the old files into my eye!

by sodontworryaboutit February 24, 2010

Paedo Files

All the disgusting files (photos) that belongs to a convicted paedophile.

There are numerous paedo files found on the next door paedophile's computer.

by Dee-Odus January 3, 2009

watch X-Files

1.) To have sex with both partners facing the same direction, better known as doggie-style.

2.) A euphemism for having sex in general.

Originates from a line from the Bloodhound Gang song, The Bad Touch: "and we'll do it doggie-style so we can both watch X-Files."

Some Girl: Hey, wanna watch X-Files?
Some Guy: But X-files has been off the air for...oh. Yes. Let's watch X-Files.

Some Dude: There's nothing on TV. Let's watch X-Files.
Some other Dude: Agreed.

by A penguin's lost hat March 25, 2010

Crack Fries

Term used to describe McDonald's french fries. The way you crave them. No other french fry on the planet gives people cravings like Micky D's fries. That's a fact.

Guy at the drivethru: Do you just want a Big Mac or do you just want a Number 1?

Girl at home hungry: Hell yeah I want some Crack Fries with my shit

by @MoxieCollins September 2, 2010

French Fries

When referring to crack cocaine, "French Fries: are also referred to as 3 inch sticks

Yo daw, lemme grab up sum dem 20 dolluh French Fries

by HoustoneD June 18, 2009

freedom fries

what burger king and mcdo;nalds strted calling there fries in the states because the french would not support there stupid holy crude oil crusade in iraq even thought french in french fries refers to the style of cut

you can frech fries or homestyle fries there are also many others

by mike September 15, 2004