Franklin D. Roosevelt

32nd president of the United States of America and a total dipshit motherfucker who cheated on his wife, undermined the judicial branch of the Federal government (via court packing), broke the 2 terms per president norm (they made a law after this making it effectively impossible), ruthlessly undermined the opposition blaming them for the worst economic crisis in US History (the Great Depression), pushed an economic recovery plan that ended up crashing the economy again (New Deal), needed a global war to prevent his entire administration from being another shit stain on history.

“Hey you know that guy who tried to completely destroy the Checks and Balances system of American Democracy?”

“Oh yeah Franklin D. Roosevelt”

by Unquestionably Burdensome July 8, 2023

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Ben Franklin Speedball

On a stormy day or night with thunder and lightning impress your friends with this exhilarating party maneuver. 1) Do a shot of your favorite hard booze. (2) Immediately start flying a kite. (3) Once kite is fully in flight, light up a spliff and smoke it while flying the kite. (4) Keep the kite up until said spliff is gone.

This storm is gnarly. Hey! Who wants to do a Ben Franklin Speedball?

by Downtown Dogtown October 26, 2010

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isobel franklin

Will marry Grayson Dolan at some point in the future.

Omg I want to be isobel franklin

by 36274678171527833536278263 October 2, 2017

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joff franklin

a ginger guy who shags girls bearback in did lorry.

joff Franklin a typical woolwich boy.

by bearback boyyyy January 20, 2018

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Addisen Franklin

She has a phat ass and fucked dustin teehee but everyguys dreamgirl!!

Guy 1: God have you seen Addisen Franklin today she do be looking good aye

Guy 2: Yea I'd get with her but too slack aye
Addisen Franklin: lol baby you wish you could get with me I only fuck dustin

by teeheehiyahoe November 16, 2020

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