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san francisco 

What we need is a good earthquake to melt this fuckin place.
OMG san fwghwad crisco is teh gay area!

[San francisco milkshake] 

when you blend together sperm, vanilla ice cream ice and food coloring that makes a rainbow

San Francisco Papaya 

When a Mexican dude tears up some guy's ass so hard it looks like he just cut a papaya.
Wow. Look at that guy across the street. I bet he just got San Francisco Papaya'd

San Francisco Microwave 

When two men (most likely) put each other's shit into one anothers asshole,like an alabama hot pocket.... disgusting yes, funny, maybe a little.
"I was told Tim and Clark did a (San Francisco Microwave) last night."

"Well honey, eww, and I'm a straight man I don't care for gross woman gossip."

"You should be more nice to me on my birth day!"

"It is!?!?!"

"Yes!"

"Well how about you give me one and laugh and well, not divorce me."

"YAY!"

"(sigh)."

san francisco traffic jam 

Butt sex that is blocked by crap in your butt
Dude that sex was terrible. I had a san Francisco traffic jam.

San Francisco 

A horrible city filled with overly liberal people in which everything is crammed way too close together. It is a dismal, dirty city in which over 700,000 unlucky people live. One can find strange people on every street corner along with potentially nice people who don't speak a single word of English. People who live in the city often go weeks without seeing trees, fields, or anything natural. Nancy Pelosi is from San Francisco: That's all I really need to say about the city.
I live in Half Moon Bay and its hard to believe such a wonderful little town could be 15 miles away from such an awful place like San Francisco.
San Francisco by SerraPadre07 December 10, 2008