fingerblasting

The act in which a male inserts two or more fingers as far as possible into a woman's vagina, then pumps the fingers back and forth vigorously until the female blasts her sweet poonani juice all over the landscape.

See also: Crimson Switch

Dave: How'd it go with Lisa last night?

Lurch: Great, I spent a hot minute fingerblasting that shit.

Dave: How was the cleanup?

Lurch: It was okay, mostly got on my face.

by know13dge June 2, 2010

fingerdrumming

tapping your fingers in a rhythm, playing your "drumset", and is most commonly found because the person who is doing it is bored or becoming impatient. can also be done with slaps.

The only thing that sucks worse than taking the SAT is taking it while listening to the guy behind you do his fingerdrumming like he thinks he's got skills of an actual drummer.

by someguyudontcareabout June 11, 2006

No finger February

No finger feburary is a thing that the boys have made to make thing even since they have no not November. The rules for no finger February is that on January 31 a girl has to make a bet with a guy and if the girl fails no finger February they have to do something but if they succeed they guy must do whatever they bet. If you don't complete the bet you will have bad luck for the entire month of March. Goodluck girls!!

I failed no finger February but and now I have to let the guys throw raw eggs at me, but it was totally worth it!

by Samoan sleya November 3, 2019

chode finger

a extremely fat and short finger

dude, peter has some major chode fingers.

by bon mackalasky November 21, 2007

fat finger syndrome

1. A genuine medical condition, caused by over eating. Symptoms include having fingers so fat you're unable to type correctly, and never ever getting laid.
2. Caused by tiredness and laziness. Not concentrating on typing you make embarrasing typos.

Cannot be abbreviated to ffs.

1. "Christ have you seen Alex's fingers? They're like fuckin sausages!"
"don't be so harsh, he has fat finger syndrome."
2. but wer'e not giong shoippng lvoe!

by spacer_ June 15, 2008

driving finger

Your middle finger. Usually refers to the one on the left hand so it can be displayed out the driver's side window to comment on another driver's behavior.

Your driving finger is the longest finger.

by andrew macnamee November 29, 2007

Finger Pyramid of Evil Contemplation

Commonly used by evil bigwigs in a non-verbal showing of how evil their previous phrase or monologue was. The usage is often associated with C. Montgomery Burns.

"After the King is beheaded his kingdom will be ours!" Exclaimed the King's evil twin brother in a sinister tone as he uses finger pyramid of evil contemplation.

by Wetpaperbag February 7, 2010