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Fifteen

Fifteen is the age in a boy's life where everything sucks. Period.
Your body turns against you in every way possible. Pimples, voice cracks, terrible body odor, unnecessary hair, constant horniness, and greasy skin and hair. Hormones run wild throughout your body producing an array of emotions you can't even understand let alone deal with.
Meanwhile, you have to deal with high school. Projects, homework, hard subjects, sadistic teachers, social crap to sort out, finding allies; they are very hard and common things there.
Also, all the girls you meet at school seem to flourishing into beautiful women. Their wonderful breasts jiggle and taunt you, although you can't have them. The mean ones make fun of you, the nice ones try to humor you, and if you find an absolutely great one that's willing to be your gal, good luck getting the money to pay for her. Businesses won't hire you for a year or so even if you did have the time to work a shitty job.
And there is no relief from this hell that is your life. Doing drugs or alcohol is a temporary release, if you can find, pay for, and not get caught with it. You're just barely smart enough not to commit suicide or run away from home. And you know that porn you're always watching will eventually get you in trouble. All you can do is wait it out.
Also, 15 is the fifteenth number from zero
Dude, why are you so down?
I'm fifteen.
Dude, sorry.

and

3x5=15
by roberto151 February 22, 2010
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filthy

A word originating in Seattle meaning dope, tight or cool
Damn fool, those shoes are filthy

You seen the new jersey design, shit's filthy
by Eveezy October 5, 2005
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Filthy Beats

Music played in clubs or large house partys which gets bitch's low. Usually accompanied by strobes. Dirty beats is a broad title which encompasses most good music.

Antonym: gay music, bad music, Justin Bieber music,
money, bitchs and filthy beats is a sure fire way to get laid.
by maadddog October 1, 2010
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Filthify

pronounced;(fill-thuff-eye)
To make filthy. To dirty a person, place or thing.
"By stepping in shit G.W., you will filthify my new carpet!"
by JCSnowball October 23, 2008
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filthy doorway suprise

where a girl licks a boys ass and the boy poops on her face. then the girl throws up.
the "filthy doorway suprise" made my girlfriends want to be a lesbian
by body builder September 12, 2009
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Filth Basket

A girl that is not only sexually attractive but will do things that are probably illegal globally during sexual intercourse.
Kagney linn Karter is a Filth Basket.
That bird on the dance floor looks like filth basket.
How was that girl last night? She was a filth basket.
by Mr Jablowme February 6, 2012
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Filthy Horner

Rubbing your hand on your butt sweat then slapping someone.
If you don't calm down I'm going to come over there and give you a Filthy Horner!
by Shelby Badger September 30, 2012
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