farmington hills

city in michigan. about 30-45 mins from detroit. it's pretty lame. home of the farmington school distict. there are 3 high schools:
north - the smart school
harrison - the sports school....it's becoming really ghetto though because lots of people from detroit are coming over
farmington - umm not really known for anything it's all about hhs and nfhs.
there is absolutely nothing to do in farmington hills it is very, very lame. i can't wait to get the hell out of this shithole city.

farmington hills is lame as fuck.

by shayyyshayyy October 13, 2008

Framingham

Framingham is str8, you got everything. Food places, all kinds of stores, nice areas, bad areas, down town, and mad highways to travel on. There is the north side where there are mostly white people and it is fairly "high" class. Then on the south side there are a lot of minoritys, its pretty diverse, there are a lot of stores, houses, food places (fast food too), there are the hoods(Beaver, Carlson, Pearl Harbor, Downtown, and more. There are the gangs (Bloods, Crips, Latin Kings, Asian Gangs, Folk, KST(Kendall St. Gang), Surenos, MS-13, and mad other gangs. Then you got your homeless people at salvation army, the prostitutes, and crack heads, thats all around downtwon. The south side is more like a city, it looks like a city, downtown is there, the north side is a regular rural area. The south side has an urban appeal to it, the houses are "city styled", I personally like it more down there. Thats where the gangstas reside, its no joke. Most people don't know anything about framingham, most people see a little of framingham because there are so many main roads and high ways(route 9, route 30) and more going through it. Most people dont realize that framingham is g because they dont know about south framingham, thats where its at if you are trying to come out of a city to another place like one. The schools are fine, a lot of different options, Public (FHS, Keefe Tech, Marian Catholic, Alternative, and more, but thats just the high schools, there is Framingham State College, and other colleges. The whole framingham, natick thing is over really, its just sports now, but the issue is with gangs but whatever. Framingham^ forget the haters, come here you will like it, so come to framingham, becaues you get the best of both worlds, rich/poor, Nice/Ghetto, Town/City, and all that good stuff. Also the bitches are dope. Im peace on this. 1.

Framingham Niggas rep Your Shit!

by That Nigga B Eazy! December 9, 2008

Faping

Faping is a combination of raping and fapping. It is when you don't particularly want to have sex, but your hand (or sex toy) goes roaming without your will. Most often, this will happen in your sleep. Many a poor soul had woken up to find their hand faping them.

"Shauna's hand is a dirty fapist, she's always waking up to find it faping her"

by randomcavy May 2, 2010

FlamingGuts

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(J. Feustel)

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by FlamingGuts December 1, 2003

Flaming Clarinet

A sexual act that occurs when person A shits into a clarinet, lights it on fire, and forcible inserts it into the anus or vagina of person B. This is not a sexual act for the faint of heart.

Becky: Ohhhhh, baby, give me that flaming clarinet!
Ryan: I don't know, I just pooped. I don't think I can squeeze one out right now.
Becky: It's fine. I just ate Taco Bell; the poop is flowing like the Rio Grande!

by Cockdriller August 11, 2010

pop the flamingo

Take a huge dump on someones lawn or someone in perticular.

"Dude, i just popped the flamingo on Bill's lawn!"

by $$Andy June 4, 2005

Gay Farming

A form of farming performed by homosexuals which entails clogging up a toilet at a gay bar with toilet paper, waiting for another male to come in and take a shit into the clogged toilet, then retrieving the shitstick, wrapping it in a condom, freezing it, and using the frozen piece of shit as a fetish object/masturbation aid.

I caught some guy gay farming in the last stall, you should kick him out.

by Tyhou January 12, 2010