Facebook 

Toxicity and stupidity rolled into one website

Person 1: FaCeBoOk IsNt FuLl Of StUpId PeOpLe
Person 2: but you are on Facebook

Facebook by Mikeyjee August 31, 2020

Facebook 

All the hip dads use when they’re shit at making friends.

Cool Dad 1: I use Facebook!
No.

Facebook by stankycockstudios September 7, 2020

Facebook 

A stupid app that your mom has to post disgusting pictures of you

kid: Hey mom wyd
Mom: Chillin on Facebook
Kid: I'm moving out

Facebook by yeyeyeye john November 20, 2020

Facebook 

app used mostly by elderly people who want to feel young, or used by their children and grandchildren to communicate for their grandmother.

grandmother: download little daughter Facebook is the application of the moment. Granddaughter: Grandma, you're already 50 !!

Facebook by Miserable_Bitch.12 November 20, 2020

Facebook 

app used mostly by elderly people who want to feel young, or used by their children and grandchildren to communicate for their grandmother.

abula: little daughter download Facebook es la aplicación del momento. Nieta: ¡¡Abuela ya tienes 50 !!

Facebook by Miserable_Bitch.12 November 20, 2020

Facebook 

A horror a game about faces.

person1: hey have you played Facebook
person2: no but ill try it!
person1: ok
one week later after playing Facebook
person1: where is he?

Facebook by IS THAT REAL February 8, 2021

Facebook 

Garb

-yo you know facebook
-you mean garb?

Facebook by the epic bean muncher February 17, 2021