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Frosty Crotch

The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long.

Symptoms include:

Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner

Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.

This condition is known to affect men more than women.
"Jerry for the love of all that is right in this world, clear out your cupholders! This milkshake is giving me frosty crotch!"
by The Irish God April 13, 2010
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Vanilla Frosty

(N) A person who has different thoughts and feelings than others in a group that causes him to be self-conscious and is ill-tempered. Often results in fights the conforming group.
Damn, that agro redhead just fought that kid, must have chosen a vanilla frosty instead of chocolate, loser.
by yard sale August 26, 2013
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Frosty Carpet

Refers to the pubic region of hair being glazed in an evenly spread coat of sperm.
May require mutilpe attempts or a team effort for an evenly spread glaze depending on the amount of hair requiring frosting.
Boy: "Oh crap, the condom has split"
Girl: "Don't worry, just give me a frosty carpet instead"
Boy: "A what?"
Girl: "Just cum on my pubey triangle of lust god damn it!"
Boy: "Nice"
by Cometh The Man December 28, 2016
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Frosty's dick

Friend: My best friend got Frosty's dick
Me: That's sad, I got Dark's dick (very big alpha cock)
by kai lol April 21, 2022
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frosty feltch

When you are horny and hungry combine a Wendys Frosty with your partner's pussy or asshole then drink it out with a straw.
I want to give you a Frosty Feltch, Gabi.

Feltch Frosty Creampie Wendys Porn Booty
by TheJu March 17, 2017
mugGet the frosty feltchmug.

SAD FROSTY

After you and a chick rail a gram of Molly and wait 2 days to get depressed then you and your limp dick attempt to jerk off on her face.
Did you hear Harry and Sharleen had crazy molly night last Saturday and got together Tuesday and he gave her a sad frosty on her depressed face
by Ryan Rocko January 18, 2022
mugGet the SAD FROSTYmug.

Vanilla Frosty

A white conservative who gives you the cold shoulder after having their (theo)logical fallacies called out.
After having her ridiculous beliefs challenged, Aunt Karen became a Vanilla Frosty.
by doombuggy69 February 3, 2023
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