father

Something you don't have in your life

You most certainly do not have a father if you're relying on Urban Dictionary to figure out what words mean.

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 20, 2022

Dust Farter

An old person. Cause they are so old the fart dust.

Man, that dust farter sure is cranky in his old age.

by Aron S February 23, 2009

Butt Father

A Butt Father is a man who in a relationship, short or long, is the one who penetrates the other's posterior at all times.

It does not matter if the other is male or female, you can still be butt fathered.

One who is the one who gets Butt Fathered is called either a Butt Son or a Butt Daughter.

A woman who uses a strapped-on dildo to penetrate anally is called a Butt Mother.

Plural is Butt Fathers.

It is unknown why they aren't called Butt Husbands or Butt Wifes, it is a strange conundrum...

"I am the Butt Father in this relationship, so get on your mother-fucking knees!" - Abusive Arsehole

by GentlemanChapNuts October 16, 2010

Cunt Faster

Faster: To give up something for a period of time (In this case cant get any at all)

Cunt: Pussy

Cunt Faster: A Person who can get any pussy.

Issac: Bro, you couldn't get any if you tried

Sean: Shut The Fuck Up Cunt Faster.

by Coggin3DC with WhiteChoco October 18, 2011

fuck father

The ultimate fuck boy. Fuck boy supreme.

Girl 1: All these fuck boys but who's the fuck father.
Girl 2: I don't know but he probably works for Fox News

by hermionemate September 29, 2015

Dingle berry farter

When a tiny mini snowman-looking poop comes from his hill and against his own will Out of your anus. Hopefully it's not too wet.

"I thought i was just farting, but... WOW! Out pops my little dingle berry Friend!" Dingle berry farter

by I am who you think I am. October 12, 2011

toungue my farter

The act of one person using their toungue to lick another ones bum hole, can be used as a one liner in the same contents as "kiss my arse" Like such "toungue my farter"

Toungue my farter you fucking creature. Aw he was tounging my farter last night it felt amazing!

by Oofftt January 10, 2014