Fap Napkin

A derogatory term equating the person at which it is directed to a napkin used to clean up splooge after a vigorous fapping session.

"God, I hate (insert name), he's such a Fap Napkin!"

"Damn it, (insert name), quit being such a Fap Napkin!"

by Inebriated&Insolent September 9, 2011

Fap Bastard

A person who was unintentionally conceived through masturbatory semen.

Fuck off Mike. Your mother sat on a pile of cum on a toilet seat at a barn party back in '92 which consequently produced you. You're just a filthy fap bastard.

by JamieB123 November 1, 2014

Fap Snap

An animated, ephemeral version of a dick pick, often shared through the popular Snapchat social platform.

"Hey, I think you're very attractive, here's a fap snap!"

by Monsieur S March 17, 2016

Fap Exploring

When an individual does not settle for just the simple
type of porn; but many. When someone goes far
and wide around the internet fapping to a variety of

types of porn/pornsites. This could go hentai to realistic porn,
furry porn to Mia khalifa, basically, exploring whilst
fapping!

Endings: Fap explorer, Fap explore, Fap exploration

Craig: I dont know what to jack off to, i should probably start
fap exploring .

by The Fap Explorer September 15, 2016

Fap-attack

When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.

David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)

by %Boiiii December 11, 2016

Fap-attack

When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.

David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)

by %Boiiii December 11, 2016

fap till it's cold

When you fap in the shower for so long that the water in the shower turns old

I fap till it's cold & my roommates get mad because there's no more hot water.

by Thecoolchameleon December 18, 2016