Evan: Dude, I just couldn't fall asleep last night.
Bryan: Did you try masturbating?
Evan: No......
(Next Day)
Evan: It worked! I slept like a rock!
Bryan: Yeah, you just have fap apnea.
Bryan: Did you try masturbating?
Evan: No......
(Next Day)
Evan: It worked! I slept like a rock!
Bryan: Yeah, you just have fap apnea.
by Nik-uh-ris M. August 2, 2011
Get the fap apneamug. 1. Seeing as fap is the sound made when masterbating, and offbeat fap is a "fap" sound that is offbeat, suggesting someone else is masterbating as well.
2. when you hear the sound of someone else jacking off in the room
3. Something utterly horrible.
2. when you hear the sound of someone else jacking off in the room
3. Something utterly horrible.
1. fap....fap....fap..FAPFAP....... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
2. Dude, I was masterbating last night when I heard an offbeat fap, I turned around and my brother was right behind me fapping away.
3. John: Dude check out this picture of this hermaphrodite.
Mike: OHHH dude, that's such an offbeat fap.
2. Dude, I was masterbating last night when I heard an offbeat fap, I turned around and my brother was right behind me fapping away.
3. John: Dude check out this picture of this hermaphrodite.
Mike: OHHH dude, that's such an offbeat fap.
by do it for lacy November 5, 2009
Get the offbeat fapmug. Why does Tim like that Japanese chick game so much? There's not even any fighting in it... just a bunch of chicks in bikinis." "He faps to it." "What?" "He's a fap gamer"
by sendren September 2, 2010
Get the fap gamermug. by chud50 September 26, 2004
Get the fapping foddermug. Military slang for getting assigned to Fleet Assistance Personnel. Basically it's when your unit is required to temporarily send X number of warm bodies to do menial tasks for the base or the squadron or something, and you're picked to be part of the group. Occasionally a cool gig and a welcome break from routine, but a lot of the time it's something godawful and involves Twentynine Palms or the term "grease trap". Usually assigned to new arrivals as a rite of passage, and to shitbags that aren't wanted in their unit
"What happened to Johnson? I haven't seen him in ages."
"He kept fucking up so he's been fapped out to 990 for over a year now."
"He kept fucking up so he's been fapped out to 990 for over a year now."
by jake5443 December 31, 2007
Get the fapped outmug. Fap candy entails a form of material that can be used as an aid during the process of fapping. Often in the form of pictures and videos.
by fapkingpro December 6, 2010
Get the Fap Candymug. Just jerking off; can be used in public such as in a class room without alerting the teacher that you are actually referring to jerking off
Teacher: please open your books to page 337. You: I'd rather be playing Fap cats than do this crap. Teacher: what?
by FappMcGee May 5, 2010
Get the Fap catsmug.