False Profits

To Benefit off something fake/fictional or To accuse someone of not speaking truthfully.

Definition 1: "batman and spider-man are both great false profits."

Definition 2: "I'm tired of you and your false profits, just tell me the truth."

by SonHunter May 28, 2018

False Dichotomy

Neither. Release me from the echo chamber or I'll murder a little and then as many people as I can.

Hym "And I could be wrong. I don't actually know what you see. Authors couldn't ever see their own posts unless they were flagged for review. But, complying with your philosophy of how the world words is not the solution to what is happening here and if YOU are trying to make it the ONLY solution to my situation then you are in fact using weaponized schizophrenia to enforce your own belief system. So now THIS is the only solution. Oh? False Dichotomy you say? It'll become true on a long enough timeline if the you don't understand the words 'release me from the echo chamber or I'll kill your kids' and do those words immediately. I'll give you a second to Google the word immediately."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

False Positive ATH

Finding out you do not have the condition of natural Athleticism, through being thoroughly beat in a sport that someone has no foundation of how to play that sport.

Even though Felix has dedicated years to golf he tragically figured out he has False Positive ATH error, when he played a round with Ian Fleckman, who has never played golf before and shot a course record.

by Major King Kong October 19, 2023

False Junkie

Someone who talks about using drugs, but has never actually used any.
Example: People who say 'I'm a crackhead', but show no symptoms of being on crack are false junkies.

Jerry: I'M A CRACKHEAD!!
Tom: You haven't used any before you false junkie.

by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. April 20, 2020

False

When Brandy says, “I love you more.” to eddy

It’s always false when brandy says i love you to eddy

by eddymfspaghetti April 22, 2022

False Red

this is a red you see when a girl or woman lie about being rape because they hate or jealous someone want them to lock up forever. government gave them too much power and trust like the story about the little girl who cried wolf but they keep believing the little girl in real life.

false red people don't ever get caught man...

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 19, 2022

False pedophile

Middle Eastern slang for a castrated man, or registered sex offender.

He can't be serious talking to that woman, he's a false pedophile!

by Clitsle-blower August 14, 2023