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false autocorrecting

(noun) when you blame autocorrect for messing up your message but it was actually your fault since your finger's so fat and you type at fourteen letters per milisecond, A person who tends to false autocorrect a lot is called a false autocorrector
Person A - it's so quiet hsre
Person A - *here

stupid autocorrect
Person B - wtf stop false autocorrecting you false autocorrector if you typed your sentences properly you wouldnt have made that mistake
by KermitTheRomanFrog September 7, 2020
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False bitch

A female who says guys think she's a bitch to make herself look badass, when really they think she's a cowardly poser, not a bitch.
Guy- You ain't no bitch, you're a false bitch, you're posing as a bitch.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020
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False swipe

A pokemon attack that let´s the opponent always live on 1 hp. This move has 40 base power, is 100% accurate and is a normal type move.
Breloom is the best ¨False swipe¨ user
by Disease 007 February 26, 2018
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False Narrative

Nebulous rhetoric that is functionally equivalent to ✌️✊️✌️Hate Speech✌️✊️✌️ i.e. Hate Speech for conservatives. They are just making up equally vapid terms now. Like... It's fucking embarrassing. Our politicians and pundits are embarrassing fucking time-wasters. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Hym "False narrative is a pretty nebulous term and is subject to the same problem created by the term 'Hate Speech.' Like, it isn't a 'False narrative' to say that your religion is an incest cult. That is an ontological claim that is concordant with objective reality. So, there is what IS ACTUALLY THE CASE... And then there is THE NARRATIVE YOU HAVE CONSTRUCTED AROUND WHAT IS ACTUALLY THE CASE... And that narrative can be more or less concordant with objective reality but... The light is either on or it's off. You can make a narrative about lights being on or how lights are turned on but it doesn't affect the on/off paradigm. And this is why it's important to reject the narrativization of everything. It isn't ✌️✊️✌️a narrative✌️✊️✌️ it's what actually occurred or is occurring. Jordan Peterson has sold them on the idea (ha! I accidentally wrote idiot instead of idea because... You know, idiot) that everything is a narrative. Everything is NOT a narrative. The light is on. The light is off. These are not narratives."
by Hym Iam December 23, 2024
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False Flag

A False Flag is when someone calls attention to a "Red Flag" in an effort to manipulate opinions at to what is right and wrong. The false (red) flag is used when people are already biased to a similar opinion as the one presenting the information, or the misinformation is used to try to manipulate people into being newly biased.

A false flag is a tool often used when politicising a topic. It often makes situations more difficult instead of making situations easy because its harder to know what to believe.
"He said that women that are emotional is a red flag to him but he's not about to stop dating females so he's really waving a false flag about us girls"
by T3CHN0PH0B3 June 9, 2023
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False Hope

An expectation that is extremely unlikely to be satisfied. Mainly found in sports and or gambling.
I feel bad for that Phillies fan. He is filled with false hope.
by TheTruther390 October 27, 2023
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False Rider

Someone who’s only there for the ride( through the good times) then blame other people when they face the consequences of their actions.
He used to be my good friend, he was there. He was there having fun with us, apparently he was just a False rider.
by Kenny19 November 27, 2018
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