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the ole polar express

When you put Vicks vapor rub on your lips and then give an icy, refreshing ass eating.
Becky: Phillip you're eating my ass so good, why does it feel so icy and refreshing?!
Philip: *smiles with a shit eating grin* I'm giving you the ole polar express baby.
by talllankyjew December 15, 2017
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woking pizza express

A magical place that defies the laws of physics; the staff won't remember your visit, and no-one saw it happen

The phrase comes from a popular pizza eatery in Woking that may be cited as an alibi whenever you're accused of something that you definitely did, but don't want to admit.
I can't have had sex with my good friend's trafficked child prostitute because on the night in question I was in Woking Pizza Express.
by Flangetta November 23, 2019
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The polar express

A 2004 fun and at times boring Christmas at times musical movie where a young boy runs away from home to go on a train that takes him and other people he meets such as this nice girl, nerdy boy, and shy boy, that he seems to be friends with quickly, throughout a journey. Throughout the movie, things get more interesting but boring at one point. It's a very good movie overall. The last time I watched it was Christmas 2020 and I want to see it again Christmas 2021 and every Christmas.

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The train ride includes a girl thought to be killed, a ghost who appears at multiple times in the movie, emergency brakes, but it gets more and more interesting. Then comes a rollercoaster and the train going on a frozen lake. Then creepy toys giving a halloween vibe, then people singing, then arriving at the north pole where the young boy, the girl, and the shy boy, and nerd sneak away and end up in the workshop. Then they fall into Santa's bag of presents and then get taken to where Santa and the Christmas tree is and the end is boring but important. I almost fell asleep at the end. The young boy believes in Santa and gets the first gift but he loses it but when he leaves the train and wakes up as it was a dream, he gets it as a gift in the real world with a note saying that he left it on Santa's sleigh. The end!
I watched The polar express last Christmas and many Christmases before, ITS SO GOOD I WILL NEVER STOP LOVING THAT MOVIE IT IS MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS MOVIE EVER!!!
by Avocado2004 February 19, 2021
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The time law of expression

This is a math law in which a person needs to know how to use a clock. This is a new way of math and It will open your eyes to new ways of thinking,learning, and humanity. So when you do this math you have to be looking at a clock. For example someone says “what’s 3 times 3”. It would be 6 because 3 “TIMES”(like a clock) 3 would be 6 because that’s what is 3 hours after. Now just use this math the rest of your life.
The time law of expression is used like this. “Hey bro, what’s 2 times 5?” .“7” “oohhhh The ryans Time law of expression” “yessirrr”
by Inmyprime May 4, 2021
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Trans-Siberian Express

When you are a peak male and mustn't bring the groceries inside the house with more than one trip. Only 1 fully-loaded grocery run will suffice.
Wife: how the hell are you gonna get 3 kegs, 12 packs of tube steaks, 28 bags of backwoods and 7 jugs of milk in the apartment in one trip?
Me(alpha): Trans-Siberian Express.
by Harvey HugeCock June 1, 2021
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Being scolded by any bitch-cunt (see previous definition) (copyright, patent pending “bitch-cunt”.
Shit, sounds like you’re riding the bitch-cunt express.
by Cumoran February 23, 2022
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Being a relationship with Trina.
Yeah, just finished riding the bitch-cunt express... Finally.
by Kdudeski February 26, 2022
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