eXercate

Someone who likes to masturbate. "eXercate" They also like to catch it in their mouth.

He eXercated All over himself

Look at him, He's an eXercater

by Scooter237444 March 21, 2009

exermasize

To exersive in the ways of the mom; cleaning, cooking, chasing down the baby before it kills its selfs with your dildo.

You: hey whats up?
Me: not much wanna hang?
You:OH SHIT HOL UP I FORGOT TO DO MY EXERMASIZE
Me: OH SHIT ME TOO

by Gambler who is a good horse May 10, 2018

Facebook exercibitionist

A person, usually overweight & out-of-shape, that always posts on facebook when they're working out (& often exaggerates their accomplishments).

John: "Just finished 5 hours at the gym."
Brian: "You Facebook exercibitionist! You've never even looked at a gym for that long."

Matt: "Just ran a marathon in 2 hours."
Brian: "That'd be a record for someone your size, you Facebook exercibitionist."

Jen: "Off to do yoga, then on to insanity cardio & P90X."
Brian: "I know you're trying to attract a man, but don't be a Facebook exercibitionist."

by Johnny Drama Johnson August 21, 2011

CCR-Expert

An autistic woman beater who can't pronounce his r's and who is not capable of living without a carer

have you spoken to CCR-Expert, he's an absolute retard, he bashed he's sister

by HitlersLeftNut May 10, 2019

tony ebert

THE single most amazing guy on this planet. He makes the stars glow and the sun shine, i love him with all of my heart. You could never find a better or sweeter person no matter how hard you looked. I will marry him one day.

I need tony ebert in my life forever.

by fantasticnamehere July 28, 2011

exirt

Verb: to text a member of the opposite sex in a flirtatious yet enigmatic manner; to entertain a recipient of a text in order to entice a smile, giggle, and/or wonderment without crossing the line into 'sexting'.

Because I was indeed attracted to him and felt compelled to communicate, but wanted to keep him guessing, I would frequently exirt to him with amusing photos, videos, and quips alluding to humor, happiness, and very veiled sexuality.

by prncssp. December 3, 2010

exertion stroke

A ridiclulaous noise emitted from a weedy little gangsta stud muffin as he pumps some g-g-g-g-g-unit Iron.

"That dom must be doing his weights, I can clearly hear the exertion strokes"

by Griffith de la cruz November 9, 2008