Ethan

Ethan is a man with a very small penis.

God ethan has a tiny dick

by Ha ha u just got pranked January 19, 2018

ethan

looks like the crimson chin

ethan is gay and looks like the crimson chin

by Gay boi 100 February 8, 2018

Ethan

A person who might look like he doesn't care about anything but deep inside he is sweet and caring

He has a way to make you laugh even if you're down and you can be yourself when you're around him like when you're goofy his gonna do it as well xD...

He's a good friend and you could trust him

He is who he is and I won't change a thing about him

He is Ethan and i fell in love with because of who he is and not because of his looks

by Justsomeoneyoudontknowoutthere January 9, 2017

Ethan

The guy in class than can do about half a push up and he tries talking to you with his high IQ brain but your such low IQ can't handle the quite prodigious words he uses.

Stacy: Ew look its ethan
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.

by HalfSmartMan January 21, 2020

Ethan

A person that is often very stupid and retarded

I hate Ethan he's so retarded

by Bruh5034 March 30, 2020

ethan

He will make you feel so safe all the time, ur gonna fall for him, ur gonna be there whenever he needs you, ur gonna think he’s the cutest person alive but guess what honey he’s just here to fuck. All the ethans are here for sex and u know it.

georgia: “omg it’s ethan he’s coming over”
larita: “don’t be an idiot he just wants a root”

by i’m in love with a gangster May 5, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a 13 year old homo child who has a crush on his 3 year old little cousin

Ethan likes big black guys

by Turts the god May 21, 2020