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eat you

To kiss you all over,
Girl: I'll see you tonight

Guy: I can't wait to eat you

Girl: I can't wait to kiss you either
by Dirtydoubledee June 22, 2016
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eat babies

Barbra said she's never gonna eat babies again after I called her a cannibal last time.
by Jew Lightning August 31, 2007
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eat out

Something I wish a guy would do to me.
Girl: Hey babe, you wanna go eat out?
Boy: Sure. Where to?
Girl: The bedroom. ;)
by i_want_yo_body.xxx July 11, 2009
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eat crow

To eat crow implies, at its mildest, an unpleasant action since the flesh of the crow is believed to be unpalatable. As an expression, it denotes the anguish of humiliation at having to admit to wrongdoing or fallability, usually in the wake of hubristic actions or words.
To Eat Crow: What bush ordered for lunch the day after the 2006 mid-term elections
by MacacasayMacacado November 9, 2006
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Eating Out

Eating out, besides 'eating out' at a restaurant, is what you do to a girl's pussy. I use my tongue, my lips, my fingers, and sometimes my teeth (carefully!) on my girlfriend's pussy. I love to eat her out before sex or just for fun when I crave it. There is so much more you can do with a girl than you can orally with a guy. Although I love to receive when she wants to give too.

I love to watch my girlfriend while I eat her out. Her expressions and moans are so hot. She is sometimes tangy, sometimes sweet, and sometimes tasteless. Exploring her with my tongue and feeling the texture of her pussy's lips or her clit harden is a lot of fun.

If I can't satisfy my girlfriend, I can't feel like a man. What guy doesn't want to make his girl squirm with pleasure? Keep in mind that eating out isn't just about her clit. In fact, you should avoid her clit until later and make sure she is juicy enough first. Try licking/sucking her clit while pressing up on her gspot too, after she is really into it. She will go crazy!
Sex just isn't sex until she squirts into my mouth when I eat her out.

Okay. Have fun eating out Jennie. I mean, eating out with Jennie.
by Chris(t) August 24, 2008
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eating chocolate

1. To masturbate.
2. To masturbate excessivly.
3. To masturbate after 40 days without tossing off because of Lent.
Dunker was eating chocoltae a lot after Lent ended, then got little bowed wowed.
by Kyle Warwick May 7, 2004
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Eat the ghost!

The act of clearing the smoke from a transparent bong.
I'm ready to go home and eat the ghost!

I've eaten a lot of ghosties tonight!
by I'm not a funny person September 13, 2010
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