A crusty doughnut is when someone applies their semen around their partner's arsehole, ideally smearing it a bit to create a nice ring coat around the hole itself. It is then left for a while to "bake", a.k.a. crust a bit, creating a nice crusty doughnut. The person can then enjoy their freshly baked goods as part of the night's (or day's, no judgement) experience. An alternative to this recipe is the chocolate doughnut - though ensure your partner consumes enough fibre prior to the act so the chocolate comes out nice and ready to serve. Feel free to mix and match as well.
Oh, James baked a lovely crusty doughnut last night. It came out rather crunchy and the taste was just magnificent! He can't wait to do eat it again - and so can't I. I have never seen him happier!
by diniminiax June 23, 2020
Get the Crusty Doughnutmug. Doughnut operator YouTuber twitch streamer And owner of Five O Skate shop with a remarkable mustache Sometimes he has a mustache sometimes he don’t
by BadKarma714 September 18, 2020
Get the Doughnut operatormug. by Jack Dinkleberg September 15, 2017
Get the red doughnutmug. A fat girl with no gag reflex
by Ballsdeep187 March 30, 2019
Get the silk doughnutmug. In baseball, when the pitcher/defense does not let the opposing team score a run. Also known as a shutout.
by Chipdaddy6 November 6, 2020
Get the Tossin’ a doughnutmug. by Vdrivnpinedv April 5, 2019
Get the Doughnut Pussymug. The act of one person French kissing another person's anus. While similar to rimming this act coveys a much more passionate approach. This act requires full tongue insertion and movement as if the anus is a mouth.
During foreplay Sally told Jim " Quit messing around and give me a spicy Ranch doughnut before you go knocking on the back door"
by anonymous May 30, 2024
Get the Spicy Ranch Doughnutmug.