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Dirty Pool

(noun)
1. The act of using illegitimate means to gain an advantage over other people, typically for personal gain in a competitive environment, but sometimes just for the fun of it as a means to power trip. Universally considered a dick move against your fellow man.
We were playing Texas Hold 'Em and Chad took the pot when he got a royal flush because he was hiding an ace up his sleeve. He's a cheater. That's not poker, that's dirty pool.
by KoblerMan June 19, 2018
mugGet the Dirty Poolmug.

Dirty Frank

The process of drinking a Four Loko while taking a micro-dose of psychedelic mushrooms.
Brad: You down to trip on some shrooms tonight?

Chad: Nah, let's do a Dirty Frank bro. Get me a Four Loko!
by keeksssssss August 5, 2021
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Dirty Gandalf

The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.
Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.
by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014
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dirty bob

when someone covers their penis in peanut butter and smacks the girls forehead with it
YO, I Karen just got dirty bobbed
I did the dirty bob on her!
by st3psis January 20, 2021
mugGet the dirty bobmug.

Dirty Dijon

When you are fucking a girl and you have no jizz left in the tank so you piss all over her face
Dude last night I was fuckin this chick and I had nothin left in the tank so I dirty dijoned all over her face
by Dijonhunter123 April 8, 2017
mugGet the Dirty Dijonmug.

dirty poodle

When one combs his or her pubic hair in the manner of an afro.
I couldn't go down on her becasue my tongue ring got caught in her dirty poodle.
by Sir Jim Dandy August 31, 2007
mugGet the dirty poodlemug.

Dirty Dara

Having a group of men nut on you while you read To Kill a Mockingbird to a high school class
Our teacher turned zoom video on when she was getting a Dirty Dara...we get an A
by Covidconcussion April 16, 2020
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