David

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by Oof Kings March 05, 2020
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The most annoying human being there can be in the planet Earth, he will backstab you and hold grudges against you for no fucking reason. He can’t get girls from how ugly he is and has the worst sense of humour and style.
“Ayo Nigerian Buddy 101 did you see david today?, because I wanna bash his head in from how much he annoyed me yesterday”

“Yes he tried to make a joke to me but he no funny he very sucky with the ugly style”
by I know a annoying Samuel irl December 29, 2019
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A trampy manky disgusting chink who nobody likes / cares about

Ps. Swav isne a word
Oh nut is that David? hide my dug
by David is a poof June 19, 2020
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he seems like the kind of person who would give their dog a mullet. short. also kinda (very actually) gay
by heather101010111 April 24, 2022
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David is gay
Yo that man was acting like a David
by Slazeyu June 15, 2019
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Amazing, funny, good, creative, amazing engineer, and amazing hockey goalie.
If you see a David you are basically seeing a god in front of you.
David's are amazing boyfriends and great emotional supporters.
David's always know what is best.
omg is that a David
by scubadavestudios January 22, 2020
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A weird ass kid who is antisocial and makes terrible jokes. If you see a David, turn around and go the other way.
Random kid: Is David picking his nose over there?
Me: Yeah he's weird as fuck
by Trippie69Redd September 10, 2018
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