by Sporkin February 3, 2019
Get the Davidmug. A guy who looks like your mum fucked an old, wrinkly unicorn and had babies. David is a motherfucker who doesn't take any shit unless its from a legal sewage centre. Also has a massive butthole
by YESMYPSEUDONYM June 30, 2018
Get the Davidmug. The kid who thinks he's a gangster, a David usually wheres the weirdest "chill" clothes & and decides to wear his cap on backward while his unique hair spills out+ he loves to watch football. ( Many find him either super hot or a total screw up)
Girl 1: Do you want to date Dave
Annoying popular girl: Naw, are you kidding
Girl 1: Well, I guess he's ALL mine( DAVID)
Annoying popular girl: Naw, are you kidding
Girl 1: Well, I guess he's ALL mine( DAVID)
by jkdsahf nfhuiea fejfj;kdsjkkkk April 9, 2019
Get the Davidmug. by Dommy.mommy August 6, 2022
Get the Davidmug. trash at fortnite you will crush him at the because he is hilariously bad at the game when you crush him in a 1 v 1 he will trash talk you for a hour straight
by fam master February 19, 2019
Get the Davidmug. by Mickle299 May 28, 2019
Get the Davidmug.