David

David is the name for a man who is a fool

Did you see David? Some say he is such a fool

by Sporkin February 3, 2019

David

A guy who looks like your mum fucked an old, wrinkly unicorn and had babies. David is a motherfucker who doesn't take any shit unless its from a legal sewage centre. Also has a massive butthole

Person 1: "Man, that girl I fucked last night had such a massive butthole. She was such a David"

by YESMYPSEUDONYM June 30, 2018

David

The kid who thinks he's a gangster, a David usually wheres the weirdest "chill" clothes & and decides to wear his cap on backward while his unique hair spills out+ he loves to watch football. ( Many find him either super hot or a total screw up)

Girl 1: Do you want to date Dave
Annoying popular girl: Naw, are you kidding
Girl 1: Well, I guess he's ALL mine( DAVID)

by jkdsahf nfhuiea fejfj;kdsjkkkk April 9, 2019

David

A whore that won’t just choke me and call me his bitch

One: who’s David?
Two: A whore

by Dommy.mommy August 6, 2022

David

A Hoe.

Yes, that's right. David is a hoe

by OrangeAugust July 21, 2019

David

trash at fortnite you will crush him at the because he is hilariously bad at the game when you crush him in a 1 v 1 he will trash talk you for a hour straight

David tried to build a wall but got headshotted.

by fam master February 19, 2019

David

The by far most gay person in all of the world

You are such a stupid David

by Mickle299 May 28, 2019