dank kush

Weed that is of the highest quality.
The best weed one will ever smoke in their lifetime.

John: Man this weed is mad good!!

Chandana: Heck yea bro, i be crunkin on this dank kush all day.

John: You're so white...

by speedracer715 April 15, 2011

Dank memes

“Dank Memes” is an ironic expression used to mock online viral media and in-jokes that have exhausted their comedic value to the point of being trite or cliché. In this context, the word “dank,” originally coined as a term for high quality marijuana, is satirically used as a synonym for “cool.”

Wow those r sum dank memes u got there son

by Gojags54 April 17, 2016

fuggin' dank

1. Something totally awesome.
2. Good sack o'weed.
3. A totally awesome good sack o'weed.

1. That chocolate smoothie was fuggin' dank!
2. Man, look at my 20 sack, talk about fuggin' dank!
3. That last bowl was fuggin' dank!

by Comton Ass Kelsey March 3, 2008

Dank Money

A term used to describe drug money. Money made from selling drugs. Trappin

Pablo has dank money.
"Yo Slim got that dank money!"

by SwitchB February 15, 2019

god of dank

a doctor of sorts; you would recognize him instantaneously by the plethora of bud-ly knowledge that he bestows only on those of whom he sees to be fit. For those that are worthy, a shroud of smoke envelopes them but yet under a gaseous haze comes forth he who calls himself the Doctor, Doctor Weed.

Yo mayne, you hit up the god of dank yet?
A: Naa bro, I've been tapped since last night's sesh. I need to see him soon if I'm getting through this Sunday morning.

Pheobian #1: (via phone) Doctor, doctor where are you??? It's an emergency! I'm having a panic attack & haven't slept for days!!
Doc. Weed: Yes, yes, please hold...I'm preparing your treatment as we speak. Be ready for the best night of sleep you've had in years; you'll sleep like a beby.
P#1: Can I send my buddy Pheobian #2 to you as well?

Doc. Weed: It'll be aight mayne, send 'im right away.
HE IS THE GOD OF DANK

by The Man o' Misterioso December 17, 2013

Dank Wank

Getting really high and then jacking off.

“Bro I had such a good dank wank last night.”
“Dude, nice.”

by SmoothKemosabe December 19, 2020

dank

to steal something of low monetary value.

i danked that shit, yo.

by Morgana December 11, 2003