steel toe danish

shove your big toe in a bitches schfinkter..wiggle it around a little bit..toe her asshole good..then put your tootsie toe in her mouth.

Dear Journal
I cant stand shit on my thumb so i decided to give my girl a steel toe danish today instead.
Love,
Travolta

by Travolta January 25, 2006

Jack Daniels

Sell-outs

I'm boycotting

86 proof down to 80 proof

by Heath February 2, 2005

Danish Fruit Stand

When one kneels while placing their face on the floor and offering stone fruit out of their rectum for $2 a piece. Generally accepted as a marketing ploy in tourist traps and known to be not authentically Danish.

It was well known that after a jog, Bill Clinton would often stop by a danish fruit stand for a refreshing peach or nectarine.

by KT2172 July 7, 2011

Danish Scalp Massage

A particular grip used for holding another person's head when he/she is performing oral sex on you. Hold around the back of his/her head with both hands and control the motion and speed of the oral sex.

Sarah gave me a blowjob last night, but she was kind of a rookie, so I gave her a danish scalp massage to guide her through it.

by Scrootie McBoogerballs July 27, 2012

Daniels penis

tiny.

ew, have you seen daniels penis? that shit small as hell my nigga.

by bigdickenergyisforthenazis January 29, 2020

Danilosexual

this sexuality is basically when you have crush on the best person ever, Danilo.

You: Hi, i think im Danilosexual
Some Random Person: What's that?
You: wdym, that is when you have crush on the best person ever.

by bad🌈🍯 March 16, 2021

daniley

daniley is a hot, sweet, smart, and caring person. whenever she walks into a room, the whole atmosphere changes. she loves nature and loves music. she cherishes her family and friends, and takes pride in a healthy, stable relationship.

“wow. she is such a daniley.” “oh look! daniley is here!”

by dan the dino woman May 2, 2021