dresscode nazi

When a teacher or administrator at a school is more concerned with students following the set dresscode rules of the school than educating the students. This staff member is for the most part avoided as much as possible by the entire student body. Usually this person has the uncanny ability to spot a dresscode violation from more than a mile away. The dresscode nazi is one of the most hated staff members at any school.

person 1: "Dude, why did you get suspended?"
person 2: "The freaking dresscode nazi saw the hole in the pocket of my jeans."

by The Muffin Man 69 April 24, 2009

Sarah Dessen

author of many teenage fiction books. one of which, was made into the movie How to Deal starring Mandy Moore

Have you read Someone Like You?

by veggieness April 3, 2005

Caeleb dressel

A swimmer who’s not Michael Phelps because he’s a sprinter.

Caeleb dressel just broke another world record at the ISL finale

by S/he’s just a friend November 23, 2020

Dessertarian

A person who only eats desserts, especially for sanity, moral, religious or health reasons. A dessertarian may or may not abstain from the consumption of other foods. A dessertarian is sometimes seen as hangry. Women (and some men) of all ages may practice dessertarianism as a fad diet or when trying to overcome heartbreak.

Friend 1: Have you seen Sarah lately? She keeps posting pictures on instagram of desserts, it's like she eats nothing but sweets...
Friend 2: Yeah I know. She's a dessertarian.

by Queen_W May 15, 2015

dessicunt

A dessicunt is any material that when applied inside the vagina, dries it out completely.

"That wad of cotton was an outstanding dessicunt, now my cunny is dry like the Mojave..."

by MingeV. May 8, 2014

Dessertarianism

The practice of eating only desserts, especially for sanity, moral, religious or health reasons. Dessertarianism is prominently practiced by women during heartbreaks. A person who practice in Dessertarianism is commonly known as a Dessertarian.

Friend 1: Do you have any special dietary requirement?
Friend 2: Yea, I'm a dessertarian.
Friend 1: What does that mean?
Friend 2: I realised that when I broke up with Peter, the only thing that cheered me up was eating desserts. So I've been practicing dessertarianism every since.
Friend 1: You realised you'll get fat right?
Friend 2: That's future me's problem.

by Queen_W May 15, 2015

Dresden

Dresden refers to the apex, the king of the jungle, the species of animal that, when approached, will make you legit shit yourself

I'm getting chased by Dresden
YO that guy was so big you'd think he was Dresden
Oh shit, mum, the Dresden's are after me.

by The English 7'4" Don, Darren November 22, 2018