sloppy donut dick

As originally said by Theo Stockman (aka The King of Fuck of American Idiot). Used to describe a penis that has attempted to have sexual intercourse with a dount.

Theo: You could even stick your dick in there... Sloppy donut dick!

by Dani Gallagher April 28, 2011

Donut Phone

The most awesome phone in the world. It was made in the 70's by Western Electric and came in TouchTone and Rotary models. It can do anything. This phone has special powers. Much better than the crappy and generic phones made today

I was talking on my Donut Phone and then it game me magical powers.

by Donut Phone Masta December 16, 2008

Donut

A thing with a hole that you can put your finger in. You can also eat. But it's mostly used for putting someone's finger in.

John: Hey look! There's a donut place over there!
Chris: No John. Not again.

by Hahahaha. NOW DIE October 30, 2019

Devil's Donut

When your elongated turds curl over to make a perfect circle that resembles a soft, tasty donut.

I didn't care for the cheap coffee you served at breakfast this morning, so I left a half-dozen Devil's Donuts in your toilet.

by joemeez July 1, 2017

domnuts

domnuts is Drew's password for almost everything.

what the heck is it supposed to mean, anyway?

by otho April 28, 2005

Donut Media

The holy grail of Car Channels

A car-oriented Youtube channel with an ample catalog of content like: Automotive history (Up to speed), obscure things in the Car world (WheelHouse), the currently defunct scientific part of the channel Science Garage and many more.

Go watch it.

MO POWAHH BABEHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Donut media is peak quality, I guarantee it.

by the t h i c c boi June 10, 2020

Away and raffle your donut

A Scottish phrase that translates as "Go and sell your ass". "Raffle" meaning "sell" and "donut" meaning "ass". Said by Craig Ferguson on "The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson" on May 22, 2008.

McTeagle: Lend me 50 pounds to mend the shed.
McDonald: Away and raffle your donut ya wee girl!

by weasel1969 May 22, 2008