desert head

just like the desert,used to descibe someone with nothing in their head. ie. typical blonde

use ur brain u desert head

by H@rley December 18, 2006

desert patch

When you have a bald spot at the back of your head surrounded by hair.

Hey what's up desert patch?

by Natasha Kastermans March 29, 2008

Desert Fox

A member of the military that only talks about getting deployed to "The Desert". Usually gets deployed to a very safe area where enemy fire is hundreds of miles away.

Me: Hey, my name is Montey.

Desert Fox: Oh yeah, well I'll be deploying to the desert soon.

Me: Iraq?

Desert Fox: Nah... some safe base in Kuwait.

by abramm24 March 26, 2009

Desert

Someone says a Joke which isn't funny, instead of saying DRY you say DESERT which is dryer than dry

What do you call a fly that cant fly? A Walk...... Desert!!!

by mark muff April 7, 2008

desertspoon

So in other words, it's a tablespoon. :P

I eat cereal with a tablespoon. That way, I can shove more food in my mouth than if i used a smaller teaspoon.

by S_t_G April 15, 2005

Doser

A dork and a loser combined.

Wow you're a big doser.

by Laurennnn June 26, 2008

Desert Vista High School

It's like tolly gay

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass

desert vista high school

by herpherpderpderp September 27, 2010