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MIT disease

Somone who has dyslexia: a condition that causes you to consistently misspell MIT or Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Symptoms may include an excessive use of the letter 'I', randomly adding extra letters, and forgetting the 'ch'.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Joe?
Person 2: Yeah, he has MIT Disease. He just wrote "Massaschusetts Instittute of Technologgy" in his essay!
by Tetartradeded February 6, 2023
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Sparkinson's Disease

Where one is afflicted by the extreme desire to smoke marijuana on a regular basis, and/or, when one feels inclined to provide marijuana for all people participating in said act.
"Bro im sparkin everybody up tonight, its like I got SPARKINSON'S DISEASE
by Dr.Sparkinsons May 29, 2012
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Bean disease

A deathly mental and physical disease to say away from. It is often caused by consumption of an overdose of BEANS and memes. The symptoms of the bean disease include: constant desire for bean memes, over exaggerated voice, the sexual attraction to beans, extreme mood swings when around raisins, skin will start to darken and look like a raisin bean lookin thing, and will obtain freckles on the face that look like mini beans. Someone with the bean disease will usually start to show signs at the age of 10 years old.
“Dude, did you know that Corbin has the bean disease?!”
wait WHAT!?!? We need to stay away from him!!”

“ yah!”
by Beankitten06 December 6, 2018
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Vona disease

Vona Disease is a non fatal disease. It is quite common in teenage girls, however, they are not aware of this.

This disease is where girls get flustered (ladyboner ) over hot celebrity guys who are way out of their league.
Vona disease symptoms:
Smiling too much at her phone,
Getting over heated,
Following a large amount of hot male celebrities.

I repeat Vona disease is non fatal disease, but it is an addiction that will course obsession over extremely attractive men.

It is up to us to spread the word of this disease!

This disease is founded by Serena Vona.
A large amount of teenage girls have Vona disease.
by Spooderman August 31, 2019
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Spongebob Disease

It is a very very funny and dangerous disease this disease makes you into spongebob! IF YOU LOVE SPONGEBOB YOU GET SPONGEBOB DISEASE!!!!! so dont make your children watch spongebob for a long time or else it will happen and your child will turn into spongebob there is no cure and its not coming back and if you survive it it will be 1% chance to hard very very scary and if you survived there will be some side effects you will be yellow forever and you are more thirty than before because you became a sea sponge human but yea dont watch spongebob.
Example
1. Hey fred dont watch spongebob it gives you Spongebob Disease!
2. my brother turn into spongebob because he got infected by the Spongebob Disease!
by ChildEater6964202121 March 1, 2023
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Baritone's Disease

A mental illness causing all baritone players to constantly act stupid and make corny puns.
While Lauren only has a mild case, David clearly has serious Baritone's Disease.
by BaritoneQueen October 5, 2016
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leigh disease

a disease commonly caught by having sexual realtions with one by the name of tera.
dude i fucked tera and have leigh disease.
by nilsson February 18, 2008
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