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diseased dorito

Diseased dorito is a alternative word for: unusual and/or weird.
(The opposite of vaccinated cheeto)
"Bruh, you be looking like a fuckin' diseased dorito."-your homie

"Bruh, you be acting like a fuckin' diseased dorito."-Sugonees
by PepsiCHEESE May 9, 2021
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diseased rizz

Slang for making strange people fall in love with you in a short amount of time.
Tyler: "hey I just pulled this bitch who said they'll twerk on me for 16 cents"
Blake: "bros got diseased rizz fr"
Tyler: "yeahhh let's make ou-"
by zyewaxx December 22, 2022
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captain disease

I had Captain Disease for lunch and I’ve been throwing up all afternoon!
by Pinetreeenjoyer9 August 15, 2023
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Swanson's disease

A disease similar to Parkinson's disease
Swanson's disease has 5 stages, each stage getting progressively worse until you reach stage 5, where you lose the ability to make wise financial decisions
Stage 1 symptoms: Mild shaking in both hands. Engineering Textbooks become especially hard to read.
Stage 2 symptoms: A higher degree of shaking in all limbs. Loss of general motor control
Stage 3 symptoms: Similar to Parkinson's disease, loss of motor function

Stage 4 symptoms: Engineering prowess exceeds all others, reverts to stage 1 symptom

Stage 5 symptoms: The victim has the urge to form a lacklustre engineering company. Designs wall sockets with structural beams running through the centre
Fred: 'Did you hear about Han's diagnosis of Stage 5 Swanson's disease?'
Mogus: 'oh dear'
by Wade&co Representative June 26, 2022
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peekersons disease

Applies to players in video games that peek any angle or corner without the ability to back it up with aim

Peekersons disease can evolve over time by playing fps games such as, but also not limited to; CS:GO, Valorant and Call of Duty. It's a common disease among lower ranked gameplay, where people have a false confidence in their own abilities.

Signs of having peekersons disease include, but also not limited to:
- Long reaction time
- Ego
- Stubbornness
- Being Norwegian
- Bad crosshair placement

- Screaming in Swedish
- Complaining at teammates
"Why does this guy die all the time man?"
"Don't worry about him, he's got peekersons disease"

"Can you stop peeking, so you don't die?"
"I'll kill him this time, I promise I don't have peekersons disease"
by wheelguy February 23, 2022
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Necrooxydine Disease

Necrooxydine Disease is a disease you get from having sexual inter corse with a dead body

(It's basically Zombie Aids)
You've been hit by, you've been struck by Cornelius. You now have Necrooxydine Disease
by Detective Dumbass February 28, 2022
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leigh disease

a disease commonly caught by having sexual realtions with one by the name of tera.
dude i fucked tera and have leigh disease.
by nilsson February 18, 2008
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