Diddly Bupkiss

Nada. Zilch. Zero. Aka you came up with nothing at all. Also see "Jack squat" or "diddly squat".

Phylby: "Did you guys get an email on this?"
Beemer: "Nope. We haven't heard diddly bupkiss."

by Havoc325 May 31, 2013

Dindle

Something women use to masturbate with
v. Dindling - to use a dindle; to be using a dindle

"I just bought a new dindle!"
"Have you dindled lately?"
"How many years have you been dindling?"

by Pickup Sticks December 16, 2013

diddlywonker

One whomst'd wonks your diddly.

Macers is Jeff's diddlywonker. She wonks his diddly regularly.

by The Real J-Dawg May 21, 2017

Duddle

Contraction of 'Daddy Cuddle'. Often used by todlers and their parents.

'I want a Duddle'

'Duddle Daddy'

by Engels33 July 22, 2019

Duddle

To cuddle with someone and diddle them at the same time.

I can’t wait to duddle with Aleksey tonight. He’s so cozy and I love getting him off. So hot.

by Firepath Psychofly August 10, 2023

jack diddly dipshit

The epiphany of fucktardedness and sheer stupidity, a jack diddly dipshit is someone who doesn't know what's going on 99% of the time and whom most things they do aren't bad, problematic or assholish. Is just pure, good, innocent... Fucking stupidity

Jimmy: **sends whole group on wild goosefhase for something that doesn't really exist.**
Jimmy:**gets back to table**
Everyone: jack diddly dipshit

by Jessikernville May 20, 2014

Dem diddies

When you see a pair of breast that you can't resist and leave you in aww and wonder.

My girlfriend has Dem diddies that no one isn't caught staring at her

by Memememememelover August 21, 2017