demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.

Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*

by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017

Release the demons

To ejaculate

Couldn't focus on work, had to release the demons to get back on track.

by For the love of Pete September 15, 2021

Banishing Demons

A Gamer's term for the act of taking a really long and extremely putrid shit. Usually split into two parts, striking the legions down into the Abyss ( the toilet), and The banishment (the Flush).

The DM: "Banishing demons again?"

The player: "Yeah, it's so bad in there, I think I banished Demogoron."

by Gamer Kind March 23, 2011

demon diving

the act of opening your Italian sandwich, seeking out and removing the obnoxiously large and extremely unenjoyable peppercorns so as not to burn your mouth and ruin your lunch by eating one of those mothers

demon

"I'm going demon diving before I eat this Italian sandwich, last time I burned my whole frigging mouth on one of those mothers."

by YobiYo October 30, 2011

Soda Demon

When you drink too much caffinated soda at night and stay up until 3 AM

Guy 1: Shit man i drank too much soda tonight.
Guy 2: Dude the Soda Demon is gonna get you

by metroFIRE May 17, 2023

Easy Demon

An "easy" level that's demon difficulty in a 2D square game called Geometry Dash so it still requires precision and timing that usually is accessable to a large amount of people, even you.
You only need 2 or 3 rounds of practice before being able to crush it.

I've beaten an easy demon again.

I BEAT THE NIGHTMARE YESSSSS!!! MY FIRST EASY DEMON but it's way too easy I think it's 7*

This easy demon is way too hard, should be medium demon.

by Daadir May 29, 2023

Medium Demon

A medium demon is a difficulty in a 2D square game called Geometry Dash.
It's way too hard to be easy demon, because you often need at least 4 rounds of practice to complete it (unless you're a god at the game).
It's a difficulty that's accessible to anyone who has beaten at least 5 (real) easy demons.

I beat B by motleyorc as my first medium demon!

I beat VeritY by Serponge as my second medium demon!

by Daadir May 29, 2023