Dean Metzger

A faggot who goes to carey who is tall good looking he’s a cocky douche about play varsity sports in 9th. He’s gonna go d1 but he still pissed in a girls mouth #wtf

“Yo Im playing varsity as a freshman and I pee in girls mouths and I’m tall”

“Chill bro ur being a dean metzger”

by Fuckdeanmetzger November 19, 2019

Dean is sexy

The act of people named Dean being sexy.

See Dean over there, he is looking sexy as fuck.

Dean is sexy

by BurgundysauceBackwards March 14, 2022

Dean Shit

When you take a long shit while on the phone.

Man he was taking a Dean shit

by Bothano August 29, 2022

Sam Dean

Sam Dean is a typically hot guy with tons of bitches. He gets all the pussy from all the girls he also dosent like dark nipples (Jade) he is also a really cool person who is very bout. He plays no games when it comes to bout ness.

Sam dean is a attractive man.

by Noah svensen April 8, 2019

The Dean Stevens

Firstly he is an absolute RASCAL. A shlonged creature, that has a 12 inch penis and is not afraid to unleash it. Often caught making a 'spaaaareee' noise or hiding behind newspapers with dodgy sunglasses on. Has been recorded headbutting a punch bag, this savage beast should not be approached!

I mugged him off and got dealt 'the dean stevens'

by BigDaveTheThird October 14, 2010

Sarah dean

A try hard who loves la croix and records. She really loves la croix and records

“Man that person over there sure does buy a lot of records”

“she drinks a lot of la croix too”
“Oh yeah that’s Sarah dean”

by Smallkrunch69 July 7, 2019

Dean Gaiser

A name from the heart of Germany itself. The earliest record of the name Dean Gaiser was at a nazi youth camp where Zoey Brooken and Thomas Gaiser conseived a child and named him Dean Gaiser. Legend has it that any person with the name Dean Gaiser is blessed with the power of the Furhür himself. If you meet a Dean Gaiser you should probaly Seig Heil.

I meet a Dean Gaiser today. Maybe humanity has a shot after all.

by Penguinooo November 23, 2016