daily report

after going munber 2. to tell someone about your bowel movement. the shapes, sizes,colors, and textarity of it all.

i wanted to give pete the daily report, but he woundn't listen. i told him anyway.

by bema August 30, 2006

daisy

referring to one with great feminine qualities; used as insult to males

the pretty daisy flower

by Ashley Arnold October 17, 2006

daisy

used to describe the perfect girl. Someone with a personality compatible with almost anyone, and a great sense of humour. It is of Old English origin, and translates to 'days eye' suggesting that she brightens up anyones day. They are a very down-to-earth person, find the simplest of things amusing, and are exeptionally skilled at smoking marijuanna. A person described as daisy is gorgeous, with an amazing figure, not to mention, great tits. The term daisy is also used to describe someone with amazing sexual tallent and performance, or an over-coming feeling of arousal.

i would take daisy over megan fox, anyday

by JaredRy March 27, 2015

oopsy daisy

The sissy way of saying "oh shit"

-Dude, you just broke you're moms treasured chinese vase
-oopsy daisy

by poopsydaisies February 3, 2015

Daily Double

Engaging in sexual intercourse with two sisters OR daughter and mother, all within the same 24 hour period, but not at the same time. Easier to pull-off than a Trifecta, however still not an easy move to complete given the limited time frame and moral implications.

Ex. 1: Carl pulled a Daily Double yesterday when he hit it at lunch time for a nooner with Zoe, then went out with her sister Chloe for cocktails that evening and ended up spending the night with her.

Ex. 2: Raul noticed his date's mom flirting with him that evening, so the next day after a wild evening of sex with the daughter, he paid her mom a visit for some afternoon delight, thus scoring a Daily Double.

by MTF January 13, 2009

daily mail

Unfeasible trash, aimed at the Upper-Middle class market. Known to sport headlines such as "Middle classes to be taxed by Labour!" "Tories to save universe!" "Holyrood SCANDAL!"

"Ban this sick filth!"

by Dayv March 3, 2004

Tara-dactyl

When a girl has three guys at once, one in the mouth and two with each hand - looking like a tara dactyl.

by chelsea March 22, 2003