When a vagina has been excessively sexed to the point that the lips looks like curtains made out of roastbeef.
by Tom Molnar October 20, 2007
- Extremely violent defecation.
-When you take a "#2" (a crap) so violently, that you scream and grab the shower curtain next to the toilet and nearly rip it off it's pole in agony!
Hence, the term "curtain jerker"
-When you take a "#2" (a crap) so violently, that you scream and grab the shower curtain next to the toilet and nearly rip it off it's pole in agony!
Hence, the term "curtain jerker"
"Brian ate so many habanero's, I bet he's going to have a "curtain jerker" tonight!"
"Kevin must have had a "curtain jerker" this morning; I could hear him screaming from the basement!"
"Tom had such a "curtain jerker" last night we had to replace the shower pole"
"Kevin must have had a "curtain jerker" this morning; I could hear him screaming from the basement!"
"Tom had such a "curtain jerker" last night we had to replace the shower pole"
by Poohbah540 July 03, 2014
by freedomfighters July 11, 2008
Hair that comes from the main section of the head, not including actual neck hair, down to cover the majority of the neck.
by KavKav November 19, 2009
Mark: That bitch was fine.
Colt: Yeah?
Mark: But when I got her home with the lights on and her pants of she had an expired beef curtain
Colt: Yeah?
Mark: But when I got her home with the lights on and her pants of she had an expired beef curtain
by wide ass hole October 01, 2011
One who climbs curtains of all shape, size, and material while effortlessly owning noobs in any way shape or form.
by Charlie Hartnett February 21, 2008
A crack head. paranoid. Constantly getting up to look out the window to make sure the cops arent coming. Nosey person, wanting to know whats going on all the damn time. Frequently seen at ghetto apartment complexes, cheap hotels, projects and pych wards.
by Nikita December 06, 2004