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Goon Coccoon

To pleasure yourself, smear the ejaculates upon the body, and promptly go to sleep, letting it dry. You then wake to immediately repeat the process, aka "spinning the goon coccoon".
I couldn't make your party because I was stuck spinning my goon coccoon.
by MousieInAHousie January 8, 2025
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Alexander Cucci

A giant fucking chud who has a square head with so much acne that it looks like a fungus from a zombie show and can’t pull any girls
That guy is so gay and chopped he is a prime example of an Alexander Cucci
by Tyler Buchanan December 8, 2025
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Fantasy Football Cuckold

Someone in a Fantasy Football league who takes extreme joy when other people draft his favorite Stud players
Frank Loves when someone Drafts Jay Cutler, he's such a Fantasy Football Cuckold
by Brizarian April 19, 2018
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Olio di Cocco Sardo

A special italian ointment with unique erotic properties, to be applied from the tip of the nose to the anus with a difficult-to-execute rotating motion involving both hands.
Hi fellow coworker! It’s 9:10 AM, time for your daily sex session. Please, take off your pants and let me apply my Olio di Cocco Sardo on your private parts.
by Gabe_22 May 6, 2024
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Clean as a Cuckoo’s nest

When one cleans up by putting their mess on someone else
The dad saw that Zara had cleaned her room by putting all her toys and mess in her sister’s room. The dad said, Zara, your room is as clean as a cuckoo’s nest.
by Kimster2025 March 8, 2026
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