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crunchy saliva

when you wake up from a nap, and you wake up with dry smelly and dusty saliva on your face.
by my family computer September 19, 2022
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Crunchy Mom

The term crunchy mom is typically used to describe a mother or female caregiver who typically follows a natural lifestyle and incorporates it into their parenting. A crunchy mom attempts to avoid modern medicine, limits reliance on technology, and eats only organic foods.
I hate my "Crunchy Mom" she is so strict and I am not allowed to do any thing!
by Ohionator April 10, 2024
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Crunchy

a person who makes their own granola, typically vegan, tree-hugger, hangs out at locally owned coffee shop, shops at thrift stores
My crunchy co-op cashier recommended a great kombucha
by DiscoLemonade1976 June 18, 2018
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crunchy grape

when you put a grape up your ass and eat it after
Damn Cole, those crunchy grapes you gave me were amazing!
by daddddillydilly February 6, 2018
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crunchy nut

When a male is having sexual intercourse with someone and he passes a kidney stone while ejaculating.
Friend: How'd it go last night with that girl?
Me: I gave that girl a crunchy nut!
by Green alien dude March 9, 2018
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crunchy picklicious

a way to describe the most amazing human ever!!
by fantatastic October 23, 2019
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Crunchy Nose

When someone is all in your business but doesn't want you in theirs....it's a rocky situation.....
Why are you worried about me, but you don't want me I'm your business, with yo crunchy nose.
by Puertoricanesss July 15, 2015
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