crunchy bread bites

A cracker

I really want so cheese and crunchy bread bites you hobknocker

by Crotch socket liz September 10, 2020

crunchy saliva

when you wake up from a nap, and you wake up with dry smelly and dusty saliva on your face.

yum yum crunchy saliva

by my family computer September 20, 2022

crunchy bung

1. A leathery, scaly or scabby rectal condition caused by;

a) too much anal sex

b) venereal disease e.g., anal warts

c) a diet with little to no ruffage

d) any combination a, b & c

2. The result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the anal orifice.

As Alexander the Great penetrated Haphaestion, he exclaimed, "Ouch! We really need to get you some conditioner, or something, for that crunchy bung of yours...".

"Damn, mang, I'm suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because I didn't have time wipe my ass this morning!"

by Stretch-nuts McPoop-knuckle January 31, 2014

crunchy grape

when you put a grape up your ass and eat it after

Damn Cole, those crunchy grapes you gave me were amazing!

by daddddillydilly February 06, 2018

crunchy grape

when you stick a grape up your anus and eat it afterwards

Damn David! Those crunchy grapes last night were delicious!

by daddddillydilly February 06, 2018

jumped on a crunchie

To horrifically break ones leg. To the point it looked like flakes of honeycomb, similar to a crushed Crunchie chocolate bar.

You see Steve after he rolled that quad? His leg looked like someone had jumped on a Crunchie.

by LZ-Bix December 09, 2018

Crunchie

Describes any fictional anthropomorphic arthropods or bugs in media, AKA bug furries. This includes bugs wearing clothes, standing upright, or displaying any human features, typically seen in animated film. Sometimes displayed in pornographic manners by less savory people...

“Dude have you seen A Bug’s Life yet? The crunchies in there looked so rad.”

“Ew no, why would I be into that.”

by FIREBUG_05 April 10, 2021