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Crunchy Applesauce

Crunchy Applesauce is a word you say when you stub your toe ect... it can also mean applesauce that is chunky and crunchy.
Person: *stubs toe* Crunchy Applesauce!
by Banana T September 15, 2018
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simple crunchy

"Simple Crunchy" people tend to politically lean right, eat organics and gluten-free, garden, recycle, use natural health and beauty products, and buy environmentally safe cleaning products. They do all without a lot of fuss.
While the Smiths like parts of the crunch lifestyle, they aren't into the drama of all the neo-hippie and hipster scenes. They are simple crunchy and live a fairly normal lifestyle.
by japaneseparsley August 7, 2015
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Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”
by aidangreen January 4, 2023
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crunchy saliva

when you wake up from a nap, and you wake up with dry smelly and dusty saliva on your face.
by my family computer September 19, 2022
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Crunchy Mom

The term crunchy mom is typically used to describe a mother or female caregiver who typically follows a natural lifestyle and incorporates it into their parenting. A crunchy mom attempts to avoid modern medicine, limits reliance on technology, and eats only organic foods.
I hate my "Crunchy Mom" she is so strict and I am not allowed to do any thing!
by Ohionator April 10, 2024
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crunchy children

Children that are crunchy.
"Hey Bleb! Don't you think those are crunchy children or ducks?"
by Aelin~Rose~ June 30, 2021
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Crunchy breath

It is a cough
Damn that crunchy breath sounds bad u should see a doctor
by Sexy papa John August 10, 2018
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