crumbed in

To almost die from asphyxiation from inhaling bread crumbs from a bread bag bong.

It was necessary to Recessitate Jungle Jim after he had been crumbed in.

by Fully-Automatic-Coming-Equippe September 12, 2017

Chumble

When you eat but you’re not hungry you’re just bored

Will you stop chumble

by Daddy cooll October 23, 2017

crumple test

When someone is dressed sexy and their clothing would look great, crumpled on your bedroom floor.

crumple
kruhm-puh l
verb (used with object), crum·pled, crum·pling.
to press or crush into irregular folds or into a compact mass; bend out of shape; rumple; wrinkle.
to cause to collapse or give way suddenly:

Example: Hey Mike, did you see what she was wearing? Yeah, those clothes would look great crumpled on my bedroom floor. crumple test

by MJPII November 19, 2017

cruble

very dirty sink

you need to clean your sink it looks like a cruble

by skunderfupl January 29, 2018

Cumblebrag

A humblebrag about sex.

Person 1: It’s so hard for me to find condoms that aren’t super tight!
Person 2: Nice cumblebrag, bro.

by P53UD0NYM68420 January 7, 2019

Crumplered

Having your coworker find any little reason to leave work early, leaving the crew in a bind

His wife called and said she couldn't find the cat so we got crumplered again!

by FCCCTX April 22, 2019

crumbed fish

When an individual swims in the sea naked and then runs out and “crumbs” themselves by rolling around in the sand.

Two uni students were seen being crumbed fish last night, quite a disturbing sight.

by Hahahhalololitsolives December 8, 2019