(n): an individual who tricks themself into believing they live a healthy lifestyle by drinking a diet coke with a whole lotta JUNK.
Kristin: I would like three cheeseburgers, a large fries, onion rings, a chocolate milkshake, one order of chicken nuggets, a bag of marshmallows, and a diet coke.
Christophe: OMG you are SUCH a d'coker right now!
Brittany: Serially.
Jorge: Huh?
Christophe: OMG you are SUCH a d'coker right now!
Brittany: Serially.
Jorge: Huh?
by Christin Torrer March 16, 2008
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''I just asked a really hot woman out'' said guy A
''What's her name'' said guy B
''Chris Crocker'' said guy A
''What's her name'' said guy B
''Chris Crocker'' said guy A
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Adam: May I have some of your Crakers, I will give you some of my Juiky.
Victoria: Yes Love, I here is some of my Crakers.
(Both break out in laughter when they eat the Crakers.)
Victoria: Yes Love, I here is some of my Crakers.
(Both break out in laughter when they eat the Crakers.)
by Dreams Adam February 2, 2008
Get the Crakers mug.I feel like I was kicked in the Croners by my client.
I was so scared, my Croners practically jumped into my throat!
I put a big pad on the gas tank of my Ducati to protect the ol' Croners.
I was so scared, my Croners practically jumped into my throat!
I put a big pad on the gas tank of my Ducati to protect the ol' Croners.
by random thoughts May 14, 2005
Get the croners mug.1. while in the throws of oral sex, your partner chokes on your penis. Hence from there on out, she becomes known at "the choker" to you and your friends.
by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
Get the choker mug.Did you see that guy hitting on Sally? I thought that he was a sasquatchaloid, but with that big forehead, he must have been a cromer.
by Big Tilly April 11, 2007
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