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Mid-shift crisis

Essentially a mid-life crisis, but scaled down in a single work day, where everything is going wrong.
Real life example (for context I work at a restaurant)
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."
by EJS_Ethan May 12, 2022
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caotic crisis

crisis but more caotic
it's a caotic crisis out there
by fktdfhff September 15, 2022
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Mid-Midlife Crisis

When a 15-20 buys expensive clothes, alchohol and anything shiny to give their boring life identity.
"Damn, I can't believe Ben's having a mid-midlife crisis at 16!"
by NormalGuy2 October 7, 2022
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mid life crisis

when you are suffering beacuse your whole life is mid.
bros having "mid life cirsis" he ain't got no Drip at all.

look at chad his life is the defenition of *Mid life crisis*
by cluckingchocolate October 17, 2022
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bussy deprivation crisis

a state where one is extremely deprived of pussy
i’m going through a bussy deprivation crisis!! help
by anonymous January 4, 2022
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Crisy

The definition of tol, dark, and beautiful, with fabulous hair and good fashion sense. Is initially quiet and very intimidating due to her resting bitch face armor, which she wears when going into the daily battle of social interactions with her peers. But underneath it she’s a sweet, kind, and caring—if not a tad awkward—person who is an insanely awesome and loyal friend. She’s a mad genius when it comes to intellectual pursuits and works harder than your boomer grandpa who pulled himself up by the bootstraps. Is well-practiced in the art of savagery; be cautious when engaging in banter with her. Her masterful and witty comebacks have earned her the moniker Crispy, a reference to the way she thoroughly roasts any poor sap attempting to best her.
Whoa dude, how’d you get those third-degree burns? Ohh, you crossed Crisy. It all makes sense now

Damn is that Crisy? You think she’ll accept my househusband application?
by bangttaeng January 6, 2022
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crypto life crisis

A form of quarter or midlife crisis that occurs when the subject comes to the startling realization that cryptocurrency and NFTs are not the end all solution to their problems they thought they were.
“Have you heard from Andy lately?”
“Not since he started going through his crypto life crisis after NFT sales dropped 92%”
“92%? What an abysmal failure and scam.”
Exactly.”
by Crazy Train McGraw May 17, 2022
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