by jumping tree October 12, 2007
The Kwazi Moto
a variation of walking it out but you bend over and arch your bach almost as if you have scoliosis.
a variation of walking it out but you bend over and arch your bach almost as if you have scoliosis.
Did you see him crank the kwaz?
Yea i just feel bad, for his crooked spine and all..... sucks for him.
Yea i just feel bad, for his crooked spine and all..... sucks for him.
by King of the Kwaz April 29, 2008
A neck crank is the act of applying friction with one's hand on the back of someone else's neck. This act is usually done in response to an idiotic remark or statement.
Person 1: "Cody Bryant is the best player in the NBA!"
Person 2: "His name is Kobe Bryant. That's a neck crank"
*Person 2 performs neck crank on person 1's neck.*
Person 2: "His name is Kobe Bryant. That's a neck crank"
*Person 2 performs neck crank on person 1's neck.*
by whitestblackguy June 13, 2008
I was pony cranked when I saw Frankenmaggie.
When my bitch told me she was pregnent, I was pony cranked.
When my bitch told me she was pregnent, I was pony cranked.
by Jake June 27, 2004
1-im bored, i feel to just crank off
2-im gonna crank off this fart straight into his hair
3-dont make me crank off this shooter
4-man1:wot u doin 2day?
man2:im just gonna crank off/im just cranked
2-im gonna crank off this fart straight into his hair
3-dont make me crank off this shooter
4-man1:wot u doin 2day?
man2:im just gonna crank off/im just cranked
by big poppa smurf May 23, 2008
hi. im crank. i think im cool. but im really just a crusty red headed step child. son of big ed, with dooshbag glasses. i dont like the wij. and i cant come through in the clutch. ask my dad.
hi. i had an offensive on the game winning play so my dad took a rusty cheese grader and busted my grundle.
by mr. know it all November 28, 2003
Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”
Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.
Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!
Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.
Example 4: I’m still a virgin at 47 so all I can do is have an Anne Crank.
Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!
Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.
Example 4: I’m still a virgin at 47 so all I can do is have an Anne Crank.
by JittyMan November 01, 2022