When you shit in between 2 fat rolls fold, it over tight and process to have sex with it while yelling squeal piggie.
by Ol boii November 28, 2020
Get the Cowboy carlmug. The slick amalgam of oil and sweat in the male groin creases. Often shares the same ripe, odiferous qualities of ball stank.
I gave home some dome for a few minutes but the cowboy butter was so repugnant I had to stop.
I scratched the persistent itch only to unleash the ripe smell of cowboy butter onto my fingers.
No shower for a week truly results in some top shelf cowboy butter.
I scratched the persistent itch only to unleash the ripe smell of cowboy butter onto my fingers.
No shower for a week truly results in some top shelf cowboy butter.
by Dick Onchin February 23, 2023
Get the Cowboy Buttermug. A male, usually a teenager still in high school, who attempts to emulate a true country man wearing cowboy boots and going overkill on camo while speaking with a fake southern accent. In reality these individuals have never worked a day in their life, grew up in preppy suburbs, and don't know hunting outside of the show Duck Dynasty. Many times they can go from wearing cowboy boots and flannels to wearing Abercrombie or some other expensive name-brand clothing in a period of just 24 hours.
Guy 1: "I swear Bobby was wearing cowboy boots and camo yesterday. Whats up with the American Eagle shirt and khakis today?"
Guy 2: "He's just another abercrombie cowboy bro. He drives a Prius too."
Guy 2: "He's just another abercrombie cowboy bro. He drives a Prius too."
by ALittleFartherSouth April 23, 2014
Get the abercrombie cowboymug. by Ghabm August 10, 2019
Get the Cowboy Magicmug. by K_L_M16 November 26, 2018
Get the Cowboy grantmug. A suburbanite with delusions of being a wild-west frontiersman.
* Puts on a pair of snakeskin boots and drives a brand new, sparkling ~$50k short-bed Ford to his middle management job at a major corporation.
* Calls himself a "country boy" but has never even done any form of manual labor and probably has girl hands.
* Listens to "country" (country pop bullshit about "beer, trucks and guns" which virtue signals conservative politics, not real country/bluegrass which is melancholic and mostly about being broke, sad, or shooting your cheating wife).
* Owns 20 guns but never actually goes shooting because he has to drive an hour to the nearest range - will never know the joy of shooting random shit from your front porch.
* Spends $30k on a wedding with a hot gold digging wife who will age horribly and harass supermarket cashiers in her free time.
* Emigrated from California to another state but trash talks Californians who emigrate to other states, thinks he's "one of the good ones" because he votes Republican. Believes other Californians are "spreading their politics everywhere" while destroying old town politics with his own strain of anti-union wing nut libertarianism.
* probably believes prosperity theology
* easily grifted by companies like black rifle coffee
* Puts on a pair of snakeskin boots and drives a brand new, sparkling ~$50k short-bed Ford to his middle management job at a major corporation.
* Calls himself a "country boy" but has never even done any form of manual labor and probably has girl hands.
* Listens to "country" (country pop bullshit about "beer, trucks and guns" which virtue signals conservative politics, not real country/bluegrass which is melancholic and mostly about being broke, sad, or shooting your cheating wife).
* Owns 20 guns but never actually goes shooting because he has to drive an hour to the nearest range - will never know the joy of shooting random shit from your front porch.
* Spends $30k on a wedding with a hot gold digging wife who will age horribly and harass supermarket cashiers in her free time.
* Emigrated from California to another state but trash talks Californians who emigrate to other states, thinks he's "one of the good ones" because he votes Republican. Believes other Californians are "spreading their politics everywhere" while destroying old town politics with his own strain of anti-union wing nut libertarianism.
* probably believes prosperity theology
* easily grifted by companies like black rifle coffee
The suburban cowboy, Johnwaynus imitatus, is easily identified by its Reagan/Bush '84 trucker cap. Do not approach under any circumstance or it may attempt unsolicited discussion of gas prices or q anon.
by Chuck Shiesty August 3, 2022
Get the Suburban Cowboymug. When someone is so gay that calling them a faggot simply won't do. 1 Salad Cowboy - A super faggot who is not only a gay dick ridin' cowboy, but one who also enjoys giving a good salad toss.
by Irishpat666 September 23, 2016
Get the Salad Cowboymug.