Guy 1: Hey man, want to play some Counter Strike: Global Offensive
Guy 2: Why the fuck did you say it like that?
Guy 2: Why the fuck did you say it like that?
by NinjaNugget April 09, 2022
1. A Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm is similar to that of a conventional shitstorm when a series of unwanted and distasteful events unfolds in a very short proximity of time. The Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm, however, is when this series of typically fucked up events surpasses the point of being classified as a simple shitstorm and it becomes a giant conglomeration of near apocalyptic chaos.
2. A measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.
2. A measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.
1. Teacher: Good morning class, I know that yesterday I gave you a new project on top of your history project assigned the day before in addition to the intense studying for the Pythagorean Theorem and trigonometrical exam that you have tomorrow, but now I must change the book report's due date to tomorrow as well.
Student: Board up the windows, this is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm!
2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.
Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm.
Person A: Jesus.
Student: Board up the windows, this is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm!
2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.
Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm.
Person A: Jesus.
by Freissner August 26, 2007
الله نيغا الجنس عنزة البنجابية نيغا الجنس والتر يمارس الجنس مع لي
by kokobiggun December 06, 2019
Often when asked if you are in a relationship, by saying you have a "domestic partner", it doesn't define your sexual orientation. So, "counter-gender" domestic partner does, plus it can be used by men or women with the same result.
"John, this is my wife, Barbara".
Are you married?
No", I replied, but my (counter-gender domestic partner) will be joining us after dinner
Are you married?
No", I replied, but my (counter-gender domestic partner) will be joining us after dinner
by J Draze July 07, 2010
When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."
by Capn Fantastick September 08, 2017
Madison: Hey sorry I didn’t see your text
Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned
Madison: Now you know how it feels
Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected
Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned
Madison: Now you know how it feels
Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected
by counter-salt-patent November 19, 2017
When a person diarrheas on the counter and a third party rubs their genitals in it, then proceeded by intercourse.
by AHamSandwich May 02, 2022