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Counter Strike: Global Offensive

A game for people with no sanity, a lot of time, and no life.
Guy 1: Hey man, want to play some Counter Strike: Global Offensive
Guy 2: Why the fuck did you say it like that?
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Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm

1. A Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm is similar to that of a conventional shitstorm when a series of unwanted and distasteful events unfolds in a very short proximity of time. The Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm, however, is when this series of typically fucked up events surpasses the point of being classified as a simple shitstorm and it becomes a giant conglomeration of near apocalyptic chaos.

2. A measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.
1. Teacher: Good morning class, I know that yesterday I gave you a new project on top of your history project assigned the day before in addition to the intense studying for the Pythagorean Theorem and trigonometrical exam that you have tomorrow, but now I must change the book report's due date to tomorrow as well.

Student: Board up the windows, this is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm!

2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.

Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm.

Person A: Jesus.
by Freissner January 2, 2009
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counter clockwise Walter nigga sex

الله نيغا الجنس عنزة البنجابية نيغا الجنس والتر يمارس الجنس مع لي
Oh man, I love myself some counter clockwise Walter nigga sex when I'm feeling down.
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counter-gender domestic partner

Often when asked if you are in a relationship, by saying you have a "domestic partner", it doesn't define your sexual orientation. So, "counter-gender" domestic partner does, plus it can be used by men or women with the same result.
"John, this is my wife, Barbara".
Are you married?
No", I replied, but my (counter-gender domestic partner) will be joining us after dinner
by J Draze July 8, 2010
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Get your dick off my counter

When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."
Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!
by Capn Fantastick April 19, 2018
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Counter-Tariffism

Counter-Tariffism is the act of one country countering back with a greater tariff(s) to another country's increased tariff(s) in order to protect their respective economic interests.
The United States and China have been known to engage in counter-tariffism trade war, as a means to fincially build and protect their respective economies.
by SkinVoyage April 14, 2025
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Counter Josh

The act of Joshing someone in retaliation to them Joshing you beforehand.
"I'm Joshing you" Fork says.

"Oh yeah? I'm gonna counter josh you then" Yoshi says.
by ToTheCurb7785 February 16, 2023
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