cogida

fuck in spanish you dumwad.

Cogida my testicle fell off.

by Peeboy July 21, 2003

Covid-38

Covid-38 means getting diagnosed with the same disease twice (at this point the coronavirus) 19+19=38

Boyfriend: Bad news babe, I got diagnosed with coronavirus again

Girlfriend: Oh no, you're diagnosed with covid-38?

by billieilish April 26, 2020

Covid-19 Pandemic

A legendary conspiracy which took place between 2019 & 2022 A.D. against workforce members, incited with propaganda produced by fascistic communitarians posing as caring humanitarians in an effort to gain undue control over Earth’s economies.

Independent Thinker:
“The way politicians across the globe took advantage of the Covid-19 Pandemic was a draconian display of insecurity & arrogance.”

Retired Baby Boomer:
“No it wasn’t, you’re just paranoid.”

by Archer, Sterling January 3, 2022

Covid-20

Recovered corona patients of all ages and from all backgrounds who suffer ongoing symptoms around the body, which includes the lungs, the brain, the heart, the kidneys, the gut, the liver, and the skin even after day 20.

For some patients, it’s an ongoing Covid-20 illness after infection with Covid-19.

by Covido January 6, 2021

coidus

A scientific term for hardcore sexual intercourse

Baby lets have coidus every night this week

by Kittii_paws December 28, 2014

Copium

A 2020 breadtube metaphor for the mental gymnastics conservatives must undergo to adjust to the shattering of their bubble by leftists. (A pun on opium). Most closely associated with breadtube Youtuber Vaush.

Lmao did you see conservative twitter after the Vaush-Tim Pool debate? Inhaling copium by the gallons lmao.

by Flakey Soyboy October 31, 2020

coidle

The act of cuddling after coitus.

We were so worn out after fucking, all we could do was coidle.

by czecheater July 21, 2009