Conversational Condom

The person on the phone being asked to pass messages to a person next to them, thereby preventing the two other people speaking directly.

and tell Amber I said Hello.

Tell her yourself, she's right here and I'm no conversational condom

by Thantheman November 14, 2010

dual conversation

A conversation, usually over online chat, which has two separate unrelated topics being discussed at the same time.

guy 1: I bought a hat today, put a picture on facebook

guy 2: I asked laurie out

guy 1: NO WAY! what happened?

guy 2: I hate the hat

guy 2: she turned me down

guy 1: fuck off I'm wearing it anyway

guy 1: aww that sucks dude

guy 2: yea I mean I've had a crush on her for ages... that hat is terrible, you should burn it

dual conversation

by Lord Damon October 4, 2009

converse

well first of all, they are the most fucking awesome shoes ever. FUCK OFF all the bitches and pussys that think that people only wear them to fit in. Truth is, that's why i bought my first pair, then i loved the shoes and decided fuck everyone, i wear em cuz i like em, not because its a style or some shit. I dont even HAVE a fucking style. I will wear these shoes because i think there kick ass, and whoever thinks i'm a poser, or bitch, or conformist, or nonconformist, or prep, or nerd or WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY CALL ME, CAN FUCK OFF AND GET A FUCKING LIFE. YOU GUYS SUCK ASS AND PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO WEAR THESE FOR WHATEVER REASON THEY WANT! FUCK YOU ALL!YOU DESERVE TO HAVE YOUR LITTLE FUCKING PATHETIC ASSES WHOOPED AND SHOULD ALL GO OUT AND FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO IMPORTANT REASON TO LIVE AND BE AMONG REAL PEOPLE WHO CAN THINK FOR THEMSELVES AND NOT THINK THAT CONVERSES ARE ASSOCIATED WITH ANY FUCKING FASHION OR STYLE OR "POSER" RELATED SHIT.

stupid fucked up wannabe skater shit person #1: your converse shoes are fucking gay and poser.
me: fuck off dumb shit, you have nothing better to do than call people fucking posers ever since your tight pants squeezed your fucking balls off and you started hanging out with other fucking pansy fagots like yourself.)

(o ya i got nothing against tight pants, just the stupid fucker bitches that are usually wearing them, like said above.)

by FUCK EVERYBODY I AM SO SICK OF THIS STUPID FUCKING SHIT YOU ALL SUCK January 9, 2009

converse

Converse r like sik shoes, they used 2 b heaps individual but now everyone wears em and stupid girly magazines have started getting preppy idiots 2 model them, its so demented!!! and yeah other brands of shoes r making try hard "converse" so they arent as special any more...i F'ing hate it....ut they stil are my most favourite shoes in the world.....all star chuck taylors....till the day i die \m/

i love my new converse shoes, like hardly anyone has them.....
6 months later.....
WTF everyone has converse, all these preppy dickheads, this is so stupid!!!

by i wanna sleep April 12, 2006

converse all stars

Horribly ugly shoes worn by everyone who thinks they're even slightly alternative. They come in a variety of colours, unfortunately all look like shoes a clown would wear. They're ugly, overpriced shoes.

"Wow look at my new converse all stars!!!! They don't go with any of my clothes because they come in stupid colours!!"

by -blah-blah- November 7, 2005

converse girl

a tom boy

She hags out with all the guys she is a converse girl

by asasdsasdfghjklqw June 26, 2010

Conversation Bear Trap

A social situation in which one wanders into an inescapable -and typically brutally awkward - conversation unwittingly. Often victims will step into the conversation bear trap with an innocuous greeting like, "Hey Deb, what's up?"

"Careful around that new Account Manager, dude's a conversation bear trap."

"Whatever you do, don't ask Andi about her wedding. Conversation bear trap."

by bjenks July 1, 2009