Container

The agreement people make for consent of intimate play. A container may include duration of a play date, the acts that are acceptable, a length of time the agreement lasts, who may be informed of the play date etc.

Karen and Jim didn't hook up because they didn't agree to a container. Karen likes backdoor, but Jim isn't into anal.

by mgelly July 5, 2019

DDC (Direct Dick Contact)

Any sexual act involving physical contact between dick and the partner

Andrew and Isabel had DDC (Direct Dick Contact) for less than 5 minutes before he busted his nuts and fell asleep immediately.

by Dorothy123 October 15, 2018

contarded

a combination of being conceited and retarded.

Britney Spears is so conceieted. thinks she's so hot when she's just a has been whore. she's retarded too, who lets a baby sit in their lap while they're driving. man, she's so contarded.

by Lola_lola23_2 September 21, 2006

ten day no-contact clause

A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.

"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"

"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"

by kameren January 12, 2009

5th Point of Contact

U.S. Military slang for asshole.

Private, remove your head from your 5th point of contact!

by Jody Williams April 1, 2007

Contagion

A cool guy that plays video games.

Owns all the hardcore ladies.

But still keeps the one main honey.

That Contagion owns all the hardcore ladies while playing video games, but still keeps the one main honey.

by A Contagion September 26, 2004

contarded

of being contorted and/or retarded

diving off that bridge was really "contarded"!!!

by a. nonimouse July 6, 2003