Contracted

Joe mama

Do you know who Joe is

Who is Joe

Contracted

WHAT THE HELL

by Chiaki_Nanami November 6, 2019

Conteact

1. No actual meaning, but usually means some sort of contact with a chick.

2. to engage in any contact with a person of the opposite sex.

Oh man, I'd love to conteact with that chick!

by Jhoulz January 8, 2004

blind contract

marriage certificate -weaving the 'state'/church into the equation of two humans who would desire to be 'linked' for any period of time. -pledging to remain the same to the person, without regard to chronological erosion, hidden, unrealized, or subliminal desires.

he signed a blind contract, then went crazy

they signed a blind contract, then both got sloppy fat

after signing a blind contract, realized he was gay

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

Weed Contract

Any contract that is signed while holding in a good hit of marijuana.

step 1: Load a bowl
step 2: Write a contract or have one written for you (in pen!).
step 3: Hit it, hold it, sign it.

I really didn't want to write my paper yesterday, so a packed a bowl and signed a weed contract for it. I got high AND got my paper done, it was awesome.

by Mr. Freasy May 15, 2011

contactscaping

Contactscaping is the chore of pruning your contact list.

Crap, I can't add you to my contacts list until I do some contactscaping, it is totally full.

by CyAdora July 13, 2011

Contacting Aliens

A slang term for anal sex

What are those two doing under the bleachers? Oh there just Contacting Aliens!

by Commie Tears! June 9, 2018

ContactMap

A map that keep logs of your contact.

Hey, take out the ContactMap from your pocket! We are completely lost.

by Mihilika August 7, 2020